I admit it...

[Saul Goodman]

I'm growing a playoff beard. It's itchy, I hate it, and I look stupider than usual.

Have you considered not growing a playoff beard

[Yeti]

I'm growing a playoff beard. It's itchy, I hate it, and I look stupider than usual.

Just grow a permanent one. It makes the playoff beard less obtrusive.

[Canadouche]

I'm growing a playoff beard. It's itchy, I hate it, and I look stupider than usual.

Have you considered not growing a playoff beard

I felt that, to enjoy something this good, I should suffer.

[Canadouche]

I'm growing a playoff beard. It's itchy, I hate it, and I look stupider than usual.

Just grow a permanent one. It makes the playoff beard less obtrusive.

Can't do that. As I approach middle age, I'm still patchy. I like the clean-shaven look, anyway.

[CBStew]

Something weird and ominous is going on here in Northern California.  For three days some wet stuff has been falling out of the sky.  This has happened before, but not in the last 9 months.

[SKO]

Alright, I'm out. It's been a good ride, clearly I've overstayed my welcome. I am not the first, or only person to have bitched incessantly about last night's game but whatever. Everything I say is clearly toxic at this point. CT's your new admin. Have a good one fellas.

[Canadouche]

Thanks, Tonker.

[CT III]

Please welcome your new overlord: me.

[Quality Start Machine]

Please welcome your new overlord: me.

ALL HAIL CT

[CT III]

Please welcome your new overlord: me.

ALL HAIL CT

Because I CAN.

[flannj]

Please welcome your new overlord: me.

It's good to be the king.

[Saul Goodman]

Damn. Miss a little, miss a lot.

I would just like the Cubs to win the next two games so I don't have to hear Dodgers fans screaming at me that "IT'S A LONG FUCKING WAY TO THE NORTH SIDE, YOU GOATFUCKER," whatever that means, as I'm leaving the stadium.

[PenFoe]

Damn. Miss a little, miss a lot.

I would just like the Cubs to win the next two games so I don't have to hear Dodgers fans screaming at me that "IT'S A LONG FUCKING WAY TO THE NORTH SIDE, YOU GOATFUCKER," whatever that means, as I'm leaving the stadium.

It means you have sex with goats.

[Bort]

Damn. Miss a little, miss a lot.

I would just like the Cubs to win the next two games so I don't have to hear Dodgers fans screaming at me that "IT'S A LONG FUCKING WAY TO THE NORTH SIDE, YOU GOATFUCKER," whatever that means, as I'm leaving the stadium.

It means you have sex with goats.

Yeah, that one seemed pretty self-evident.

[Quality Start Machine]

Damn. Miss a little, miss a lot.

I would just like the Cubs to win the next two games so I don't have to hear Dodgers fans screaming at me that "IT'S A LONG FUCKING WAY TO THE NORTH SIDE, YOU GOATFUCKER," whatever that means, as I'm leaving the stadium.

It means you have sex with goats.

I have it on good authority that if you do it at the edge of a cliff, the goat pushes back into you.