I admit it...

[Eli]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

[Bort]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

FYFlannj

[Canadouche]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

If it went back to Cleveland, the Cubs could clinch on my birthday.

I don't want it to go back to Cleveland.

[SKO]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

FYFlannj

yeah give me the coronation, please. The beauty of this season is that if they win this will never actually end, Flannj. We will live this season every day of our lives until we've ruined every shred of goodwill we got from it like Bears fans did with 85. Plus you can record the whole thing and play it on Betamax or something if you want.

[Bort]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

FYFlannj

yeah give me the coronation, please. The beauty of this season is that if they win this will never actually end, Flannj. We will live this season every day of our lives until we've ruined every shred of goodwill we got from it like Bears fans did with 85. Plus you can record the whole thing and play it on Betamax or something if you want.

If that's too complex a technology, I'm more than willing to assemble a theater troupe to reenact it.

[Tonker]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

FYFlannj

yeah give me the coronation, please. The beauty of this season is that if they win this will never actually end, Flannj. We will live this season every day of our lives until we've ruined every shred of goodwill we got from it like Bears fans did with 85. Plus you can record the whole thing and play it on Betamax or something if you want.

If that's too complex a technology, I'm more than willing to assemble a theater troupe to reenact it.

I call dibs on dramaturg.

[CT III]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

Let's do that one next year.

Also, isn't that technically foresight?

[Bort]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

Let's do that one next year.

Also, isn't that technically foresight?

I believe our Present Eli is saying that Future Eli is using hindsight to look back at his past Eli's foresight of seeing that an event would...

You know what, fuck it.

[Eli]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

Let's do that one next year.

Also, isn't that technically foresight?

I believe our Present Eli is saying that Future Eli is using hindsight to look back at his past Eli's foresight of seeing that an event would...

You know what, fuck it.

Exactly! "Foresight tells me hindsight would ..."

[Tonker]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

Let's do that one next year.

Also, isn't that technically foresight?

I believe our Present Eli is saying that Future Eli is using hindsight to look back at his past Eli's foresight of seeing that an event would...

You know what, fuck it.

You're just going to walk away from my dramaturg stickpoke?  Spoilsport.

[Bort]

... as much as I really want the Cub's to finish this in four games, there is a part of me that doesn't want it to end and for it to go on as long as possible.

I know, I suck.

In hindsight, a seven-game, drama-filled series would probably make for amazing memories.

From where I sit right now, I want a stress-free coronation.

Let's do that one next year.

Also, isn't that technically foresight?

I believe our Present Eli is saying that Future Eli is using hindsight to look back at his past Eli's foresight of seeing that an event would...

You know what, fuck it.

You're just going to walk away from my dramaturg stickpoke?  Spoilsport.

Look, if you can explain what the hell a dramaturg is, you're welcome to it.

[Wheezer]

... I'm actually pleased to discover that I can ambidextrously perform double and two-and-a-half serving-spoon flip-and-catches using only my peripheral vision. I normally cook righty.

[Saul Goodman]

That was by far the most frustrating game of the 2016 postseason for me. What the fuck was that?

Hope they get back on track tomorrow. Against Kluber.

[Bort]

This is all flannj's fault.

[CBStew]

This is all flannj's fault.

That is quite a relief.  I thought it was my failure to wear my lucky underwear.