I admit it...

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

If anyone else's twitter account bothered me as much as my twitter account bothers some of you losers, I'd unfollow, because guess what I really don't care.

I'm not butthurt, I'm laughing at a man who voluntarily follows someone on a meaningless social media site complaining on a separate website yet again that he doesn't like what the first man is saying rather than just unfollowing.

Too late, you've already been tagged.  You know the rules, son--the moment you need to declare that you're not butthurt, you've already lost.  Sorry.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I liked it better whan we were discussing the Bay City Rollers.

[Chuck to Chuck]

...I liked it better whan we were discussing the Bay City Rollers.

"Shit."

"What is it?"

"Rollers!"

"Shit!"

Discussed.

[Yeti]

If anyone else's twitter account bothered me as much as my twitter account bothers some of you losers, I'd unfollow, because guess what I really don't care.

I'm not butthurt, I'm laughing at a man who voluntarily follows someone on a meaningless social media site complaining on a separate website yet again that he doesn't like what the first man is saying rather than just unfollowing.

There are men involved?

[Wheezer]

... I not only have no understanding whatever of algebraic topology, I don't know where to start.

[Bort]

*quietly continues to discuss Star Wars on Twitter*

[SKO]

*quietly continues to discuss Star Wars on Twitter*

*the same, but loudly, and considering tagging Huey in every tweet*

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

*quietly continues to discuss Star Wars on Twitter*

*the same, but loudly, and considering tagging Huey in every tweet*

I admit it:  I snorted at this

[Wheezer]

... In some sort of bizarre reverse-Gil operation, I woke up in the middle of the night to void my aging bladder and used the litter box instead of the toilet. Too much time in the shelter lately, I suppose.

[Canadouche]

I just bought the 2016 playoffs on iTunes. #neverforget

[Canadouche]

I kind of wish the Cubs would swing a trade for Gerrit Cole, even though it would mean the Cubs wouldn't be able to sign the free agent of my choice.

[CBStew]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

[Yeti]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

http://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-top-7-touchdown-celebrations-2017-gifs/

[SKO]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

This is the oldest you've ever been, Stew.

[Yeti]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

This is the oldest you've ever been, Stew.

That is factually accurate as he was older at that moment than he was in the moments preceding that post