I admit it...

[SKO]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

This is the oldest you've ever been, Stew.

That is factually accurate as he was older at that moment than he was in the moments preceding that post

So naturally it was also the least interested you had ever been in him.

[Yeti]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

This is the oldest you've ever been, Stew.

That is factually accurate as he was older at that moment than he was in the moments preceding that post

So naturally it was also the least interested you had ever been in him.

Less and less by the day

[CBStew]

I am very pleased that the Minnesota Vikings were overwhelmed.  They celebrate touchdowns as though they invented them and no other team had ever scored one.  Unfortunately, however, Jim Schwartz was on the winning side. Jeez, I am a petty person.

This is the oldest you've ever been, Stew.

That is factually accurate as he was older at that moment than he was in the moments preceding that post

So naturally it was also the least interested you had ever been in him.

Less and less by the day

Getting older is preferable to the alternative.

[Tonker]

... "The Nearest Faraway Place" is one of my favourite Beach Boys tracks.

Damn, it feels good to say that out loud after all these years.

EDIT:  Fuck it, might as well get it all out there.  I prefer "Wild Honey" and "20/20" to "Pet Sounds", too, so you can all get right to fuck.

[Bort]

... "The Nearest Faraway Place" is one of my favourite Beach Boys tracks.

Damn, it feels good to say that out loud after all these years.

EDIT:  Fuck it, might as well get it all out there.  I prefer "Wild Honey" and "20/20" to "Pet Sounds", too, so you can all get right to fuck.

Wild Honey is an underrated classic. I love The Beach Boys post the Smile debacle but pre-Mike Love's Oldies Revue.

[CBStew]

I don't get what the big deal is about the memo.

[Quality Start Machine]

... "The Nearest Faraway Place" is one of my favourite Beach Boys tracks.

Damn, it feels good to say that out loud after all these years.

EDIT:  Fuck it, might as well get it all out there.  I prefer "Wild Honey" and "20/20" to "Pet Sounds", too, so you can all get right to fuck.

Never much cared for it, it's Bruce Johnston's "Look, I can be Brian Wilson" piece.

[Wheezer]

... I always thought The Loneliest Runner was about Bruce Jenner.

[CBStew]

"Oh sure, Cardinals fans love to brag that they have more pennants than teeth, but honestly, that would be true even if they only had three pennants."

Andy,  you are evil.

[Quality Start Machine]

...I couldn't tell the difference between a paczki and a regular donut if my life depended on it.

[Uncouth Sloth]

I thought this place went tits up years ago. Shit, I'm glad to see I was wrong

[Uncouth Sloth]

"Oh sure, Cardinals fans love to brag that they have more pennants than teeth, but honestly, that would be true even if they only had three pennants."

Andy,  you are evil.

Young man, I'd love to give you a manhug

[Quality Start Machine]

I thought this place went tits up years ago. Shit, I'm glad to see I was wrong

We all thought the same about you.

[Uncouth Sloth]

I thought this place went tits up years ago. Shit, I'm glad to see I was wrong

We all thought the same about you.

don't be mean on my first day back. I admit my mistake and I am glad to be here

[Canadouche]

I thought this place went tits up years ago. Shit, I'm glad to see I was wrong

We all thought the same about you.

don't be mean on my first day back. I admit my mistake and I am glad to be here

Nice to see you again, sir. What's new?