I admit it...

[InternetApex]

... I farted.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

[flannj]

... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

It would be nice to see you in here a little more often bud.

[InternetApex]

... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

It would be nice to see you in here a little more often bud.

What if I can't stop farting?

[Saul Goodman]

... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

It would be nice to see you in here a little more often bud.

What if I can't stop farting?

Join the club, pal.

[Wheezer]

... I farted.

Welcome Back to the World of the Weird

It would be nice to see you in here a little more often bud.

What if I can't stop farting?

Join the club, pal.

At least it's not explosive voiding. Fun fact: the color of normal stool is due to turnover of erythrocytes.

[Wheezer]

... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

[Tonker]

... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

Is that a big issue?

[CBStew]

... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

Is that a big issue?

If it happens more than once it is.

[Wheezer]

... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

Is that a big issue?

If it happens more than once it is.

I take a campus shuttle back from the illegal cat warehouse. I have started to refer to it as the Panda Express. The university seems to direct all the Asian undergrads to the absolute shithole known as Regents Park.

More on topic, I admit that I almost posted "Take Off" to the self-indulgence thread last night.

[CBStew]

I had that dream again last night.  You know.  The one where I am back in school and on my way to take a final exam in a course where I never attended a class and never opened the text book, but it didn't matter because I couldn't find the room where the test was being given.  This was a variation.  It was a Wednesday and I was booked to perform a guitar concert on the following Monday.  However, I don't know how to play the guitar and didn't own one.  To make it worse, I had picked out my wardrobe for the event.  Leather bell bottom jeans, a shiny, pointy lapeled, print, polyester shirt, a phony leather vest, and a leather cap that a pimp wore in the 1970s.  What a nightmare!

[Quality Start Machine]

I had that dream again last night.  You know.  The one where I am back in school and on my way to take a final exam in a course where I never attended a class and never opened the text book, but it didn't matter because I couldn't find the room where the test was being given.  This was a variation.  It was a Wednesday and I was booked to perform a guitar concert on the following Monday.  However, I don't know how to play the guitar and didn't own one.  To make it worse, I had picked out my wardrobe for the event.  Leather bell bottom jeans, a shiny, pointy lapeled, print, polyester shirt, a phony leather vest, and a leather cap that a pimp wore in the 1970s.  What a nightmare!

The fact that you had leather pants and a leather hat but a fake leather vest means you have commitment issues. Don't tell your wife.

[CBStew]

I had that dream again last night.  You know.  The one where I am back in school and on my way to take a final exam in a course where I never attended a class and never opened the text book, but it didn't matter because I couldn't find the room where the test was being given.  This was a variation.  It was a Wednesday and I was booked to perform a guitar concert on the following Monday.  However, I don't know how to play the guitar and didn't own one.  To make it worse, I had picked out my wardrobe for the event.  Leather bell bottom jeans, a shiny, pointy lapeled, print, polyester shirt, a phony leather vest, and a leather cap that a pimp wore in the 1970s.  What a nightmare!

The fact that you had leather pants and a leather hat but a fake leather vest means you have commitment issues. Don't tell your wife.

59 years.  If that ain't commitment then I have serious lethargy issues.  (It was a dream.  In real life I own 2 leather vests, but I couldn't fit into either one today.) 

[Wheezer]

... It took me a long time to finally have the Large Hadron Collider's data collection unit explained in a way that I could understand.

[InternetApex]

... Really nasal female Mandarin gets right the fuck on my nerves.

Is that a big issue?

If it happens more than once it is.

It happened to me for more than four hours once.