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Oleg

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4995 on: February 05, 2019, 11:25:47 AM »
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2019, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 31, 2019, 11:44:53 PM
... I may have the Tuvan one on a CD somewhere, but the Inuit throat singing is drawing me in.

Dreamed I was an Eskimo...

Don't eat the yellow snow.
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Bort

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4996 on: February 05, 2019, 12:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2019, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2019, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 31, 2019, 11:44:53 PM
... I may have the Tuvan one on a CD somewhere, but the Inuit throat singing is drawing me in.

Dreamed I was an Eskimo...

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Got to save room for the pancake breakfast.
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flannj

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4997 on: February 05, 2019, 02:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Bort on February 05, 2019, 12:40:53 PM
Quote from: Oleg on February 05, 2019, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: Quality Start Machine on February 05, 2019, 08:46:30 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 31, 2019, 11:44:53 PM
... I may have the Tuvan one on a CD somewhere, but the Inuit throat singing is drawing me in.

Dreamed I was an Eskimo...

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Got to save room for the pancake breakfast.

Don't be a naughty Eskimo.
(all of you knew that I was going to chime in at some point)
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CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4998 on: April 12, 2019, 04:40:45 PM »
...I have been practicing law wrong all these years.  I read that Kim Kardashian is going to become a lawyer by apprenticing in a law office.  She says that she can do criminal law in her sleep.  And here I have been trying to stay awake in front of juries.  Who knew?
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Shooter

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #4999 on: April 12, 2019, 07:51:56 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 12, 2019, 04:40:45 PM
...I have been practicing law wrong all these years.  I read that Kim Kardashian is going to become a lawyer by apprenticing in a law office.  She says that she can do criminal law in her sleep.  And here I have been trying to stay awake in front of juries.  Who knew?
After all these years you're still practicing? Shouldn't you be good enough to actually be a lawyer by now?
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CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5000 on: April 12, 2019, 10:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on April 12, 2019, 07:51:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 12, 2019, 04:40:45 PM
...I have been practicing law wrong all these years.  I read that Kim Kardashian is going to become a lawyer by apprenticing in a law office.  She says that she can do criminal law in her sleep.  And here I have been trying to stay awake in front of juries.  Who knew?
After all these years you're still practicing? Shouldn't you be good enough to actually be a lawyer by now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
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Oleg

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5001 on: April 15, 2019, 12:15:10 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 12, 2019, 10:28:09 PM
Quote from: Shooter on April 12, 2019, 07:51:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 12, 2019, 04:40:45 PM
...I have been practicing law wrong all these years.  I read that Kim Kardashian is going to become a lawyer by apprenticing in a law office.  She says that she can do criminal law in her sleep.  And here I have been trying to stay awake in front of juries.  Who knew?
After all these years you're still practicing? Shouldn't you be good enough to actually be a lawyer by now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

Goddamn that was totally worth the click.
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InternetApex

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5002 on: April 15, 2019, 02:27:07 PM »
I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.
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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5003 on: April 22, 2019, 11:27:02 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2019, 02:27:07 PM
I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.

And instead you apparently killed Desipio once and for all.
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CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5004 on: April 22, 2019, 11:55:05 AM »
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2019, 11:27:02 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2019, 02:27:07 PM
I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.

And instead you apparently killed Desipio once and for all.
Nah.  As long as we have the Deadpool to announce that someone other than us has kicked off Desipio will survive.
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Brownie

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5005 on: April 22, 2019, 12:40:58 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2019, 11:55:05 AM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2019, 11:27:02 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2019, 02:27:07 PM
I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.

And instead you apparently killed Desipio once and for all.
Nah.  As long as we have the Deadpool to announce that someone other than us has kicked off Desipio will survive.

Yes, but our picks for the year were apparently all for naught.
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World's #1 Astros Fan

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5006 on: April 22, 2019, 01:11:47 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 22, 2019, 12:40:58 PM
Quote from: CBStew on April 22, 2019, 11:55:05 AM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on April 22, 2019, 11:27:02 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 15, 2019, 02:27:07 PM
I came here just to bump the gutless fucking assholes thread but I couldn't find it.

And instead you apparently killed Desipio once and for all.
Nah.  As long as we have the Deadpool to announce that someone other than us has kicked off Desipio will survive.

Yes, but our picks for the year were apparently all for naught.

True.

I mean WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.  YETI.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Wheezer

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5007 on: May 01, 2019, 01:13:59 AM »
... I am only remaining sane by virtue of, mainly, a combination of Dogfish Head and the "Sleep Aid Fan" app.
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PenFoe

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5008 on: May 03, 2019, 06:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on May 01, 2019, 01:13:59 AM
... I am only remaining sane by virtue of, mainly, a combination of Dogfish Head and the "Sleep Aid Fan" app.

60-minute? Seaquench? What are we talking here.
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I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

CBStew

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Re: I admit it...
« Reply #5009 on: May 04, 2019, 07:17:44 PM »
I didn't have any money in the Kentucky Derby.  But if I did I would probably be pushed out of shape right now. 
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