Jesus Fucking Christ, I hate the Yankees.

[Internet Apex]

Jeter just won another Gold Glove. I think it's hilarious. Let's hear some rage.

I think Jeter's an excellent shortstop.  However, I make it a point to hardly ever watch the Yankees play. 

He's like a sexier, less sure-handed version of Theriot. Only good.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The day the Gold Glove winner gets me mad is the day I start shaving regularly.

[CT quietly weeps]

[JD]

Jeter just won another Gold Glove. I think it's hilarious. Let's hear some rage.

I think Jeter's an excellent shortstop.  However, I make it a point to hardly ever watch the Yankees play. 

He's like a sexier, less sure-handed version of Theriot. Only good.

Less sure-handed?  But he had that one play where caught the ball when it was almost to the catcher, flipped it to the catcher, and the runner was out.  Where'd he come from?  No one knows.  But he did make that ball get to the catcher in approximately the same amount of time that it would've gotten there anyway.  And he did it with his head up.  That's why they call it a 'head is up' play.

[Quality Start Machine]

Jeter just won another Gold Glove. I think it's hilarious. Let's hear some rage.

I think Jeter's an excellent shortstop.  However, I make it a point to hardly ever watch the Yankees play never hear a Pasta Diving Jeter joke. 

[Simmer]

(Ranked by "investment rate", taken from here.)

Awesome chart.  We knew the Marlins were pocketing most of the take from the cash register, but I didn't know it was to the tune of $100M large.

[PenFoe]

I can't be the only one who thinks about Coming to America every time they see this name, right?

Yes?

Fine.
Carry on.

[BichetteHappens]

I can't be the only one who thinks about Coming to America every time they see this name, right?

Yes?

Fine.
Carry on.

Im going to tell you this one time. If you wanna keep working here, stay off the drugs.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Here's a version of the same chart that, while neither addressing any of the many problems Pre mentioned on the revenue side nor containing any salary numbers for players in the minors, does account for in-season moves...

http://punchingkitty.com/2009/11/11/when-you-account-for-the-season-the-cardinals-arent-all-that-cheap/



Look at those fucking Pirates.

[PenFoe]

Here's a version of the same chart that, while neither addressing any of the many problems Pre mentioned on the revenue side nor containing any salary numbers for players in the minors, does account for in-season moves...

http://punchingkitty.com/2009/11/11/when-you-account-for-the-season-the-cardinals-arent-all-that-cheap/



Look at those fucking Pirates. Tigers!

America's Team'd

[Quality Start Machine]

Bump.

Now that Chapman has come and gone, I can go back to hoping his left arm explodes into a million pieces.