Sammy Must Really Miss Michael Jackson...

[BichetteHappens]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-in-the-name-of-Michael-Jackson-is-up-with-S?urn=mlb,200803





Jesus christ, he looks terrifying.

[Slaky]

Holy shit it's Zombie Sosa.

[MAD]

Steroids are a hell of a drug?

[ChuckD]

I jumped right to the pictures and thought to myself, "Man, that sickly old man looks a lot like Sammy Sosa."

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[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

He looks like the monstrous result of a Dr. Moreau-esque crossbreeding of Sammy and Josh Caray...



Actually, he kind of just looks like Dr. Moreau himself...

[Gil Gunderson]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-in-the-name-of-Michael-Jackson-is-up-with-S?urn=mlb,200803





Jesus christ, he looks terrifying.

At risk of sounding like Chad, but her tits are amazing.

[Capt. Over]

He looks like the monstrous result of a Dr. Moreau-esque crossbreeding of Sammy and Josh Caray...



Actually, he kind of just looks like Dr. Moreau himself...

I forgot Mike Fontenot was in that movie.

[Tony]

As creepy as those pictures are, I have to say I am really looking forward to Sammy going batshit crazy.

[Internet Apex]

Those are photoshopped... right?

[BH]

"After all the photo on the left of Sammy was only taken 6 months ago. But before we start cracking saw a ghost jokes or paying tribute to the gloved one, former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa tells the Chicago Tribune: "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson." "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting. "He was doing a dermatological skin process after years and years (of playing baseball) in the sun," Polihronis said. "It did come out looking weird (in the picture).""

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

"After all the photo on the left of Sammy was only taken 6 months ago. But before we start cracking saw a ghost jokes or paying tribute to the gloved one, former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa tells the Chicago Tribune: "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson." "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting. "He was doing a dermatological skin process after years and years (of playing baseball) in the sun," Polihronis said. "It did come out looking weird (in the picture).""

Personally, I like to play in the heat. Most Latin people and minority people do. You don't find too many brothers from New Hampshire or Maine, right? We were brought over here because we could work in the heat. Isn't that history? Your skin color is more conducive to heat than it is to the lighter-skinned people. I don't see brothers running around burnt. That's a fact. I'm not making this up. I'm not seeing some brothers walking around with some white stuff on their ears and noses.

[Andy]

Dusty would have only used him in night games if he'd had this in 2003.

[Quality Start Machine]

He turned white after finding out Mark McGwire got a job as a hitting coach.

[Internet Apex]

He turned white after finding out Mark McGwire got a job as a hitting coach.

There you go. You're like 2-for-2 with a double right now. How bout a pinch runner?

[Slaky]

He turned white after finding out Mark McGwire got a job as a hitting coach.

There you go. You're like 2-for-2 with a double right now. How bout a pinch runner?

Sorry, my leg hurts.