All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread

[Internet Apex]

Ok, I locked the Purdue thread. Let's do this right.

[Slaky]

Ok, I locked the Purdue thread. Let's do this right.

Much oblig'd.

[Internet Apex]

This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

[Richard Chuggar]

This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.

[Internet Apex]

This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.

That's the spirit! C'mon! Bring that shit!

[Slaky]

This is the year that I become that guy whose favorite team is just fucking rolling everybody and you learn to hate that guy and hate his team and root like hell for their demise, which never comes. I've wanted to be that guy my whole life. So this is big for me. Thanks for sharing it with me.

I've hated you for a long time.

That's the spirit! C'mon! Bring that shit!

It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out. Just wait until, somewhere buried on the Internet sports section, there's an AP blurb about how Robbie Hummel glued his vagina shut trying to fuck a container of Elmer's and is out for the year with sepsis.

That shit is going to make this thread worth fighting for.

[BC]

It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out.

Is that an intentional use of a BC-ism?

[Ivy6]

It's not going to work out the way you think it's going to work out.

Is that an intentional use of a BC-ism?

I don't like this new schtick.  Leave making fun of you to everyone else.  As you can imagine, you're not good at it.  Self-deprication works better when it's not a desperate plea for attention.

[Internet Apex]

Somebody's going to get their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

[R-V]

Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd

[Internet Apex]

Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/wire/chi-ap-bkc-t25-purdue-jacks,0,6373456.story

Freshman Kelsey Barlow is expected to get extra minutes in his place.

The kid can play. This is going to help in the long run.

Either that or it's DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

[Slaky]

Apex Somebody's going to get his their feelings hurt in this mess. This is dangerous ground, this thread. Holy shit. It's gonna be a great season.

Lewis Jackson's out indefinitely and Brandon Paul is already throwing down his romeo'd

And 17 boards from Mike Davis.

[Shooter]

The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

[Internet Apex]

The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

It's a smart pick. As always, it depends on their health. But I get it. Now that Vitale has picked them, Jujuan Johnson will break his wrist.

[Slaky]

The estimable Dick Vitale picked Purdue for the Final Four. Doom shall ensue.

It's a smart pick. As always, it depends on their health. But I get it. Now that Vitale has picked them, Jujuan Johnson will break his wrist.

How could you guys compete without Ju Ju? That name is really fucking stupid.