All Purpose Big Ten Basketball/NCAA Hoop 2009-10 Thread

[Internet Apex]

Way to rush the court you fucking nerds. Illinois has cemented itself as irrelevant. We used to be cool, too. I swear it. I was there once.

Fuck.

Many of those dicklamps will graduate, get jobs in/near Chicago, move to Wrigleyville, and run down Clark Street when the Cubs win a short bus NL Central with 86 wins some day, amiright?

Hopefully as soon as this summer/fall.

[Internet Apex]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

[Richard Chuggar]

Any of you fuckwads want to get together and watch the Illinois/Suckdue game on the 20th?  I have a couple of Boilermakers coming in from the SUBURBS and we're going to get down on it. 

p.s.  Kerm is rumored to be coming down also.

[Slaky]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

[Internet Apex]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

[Slaky]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)

[Internet Apex]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!11!!

[R-V]

A big'un in East Lansing tonight, Octagonacologi. A big'un.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=rivals-357047&prov=rivals&type=lgns

Likewise is true in Madison. If Illinois wins that game, I'll have sex with myself.

That's probably going to happen regardless.

Not with the same vigor.

Prepare for vigor!

(let's see if I can jinx this)

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!11!!

I hope you abstained from wiener cream as punishment, champ.

Down 11 in the first half to a team and a coach that hadn't lost at home to an unranked team in 10 years. Eat shit, BC.

[Internet Apex]

Shit, my palm was so sweaty I didn't need a drop of help.

[Waco Kid]

Fuck you Bo Ryan.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck you Bo Ryan.

THIS

[Internet Apex]

Listen you fuckers, you screwheads...



Here is a man who would not take it anymore.



Here is a man who stood up against...

The scum,


the cunts,


the dogs,


the filth,


the shit.

Here is someone who stood up.

[Saul Goodman]

A man felled by this fearsome beast.

[Internet Apex]

A man felled by this fearsome beast.

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

[Saul Goodman]

A man felled by this fearsome beast.

Are you still here? Six striaight wins since getting scratched by the pussy pictured above including road wins over Illinois and MSU. Good luck with that resume. The win over Purdue looks better and better with each passing game the Boilers play. See you in Indy.

Passing games are a good idea when your team gets a little trigger-happy on the shots, I always say.  Good on Coach Paint and his boys.