Ninja Please

[Slaky]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/17/ninja-impaled-on-fence-in_n_361185.html

[CBStew]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

[Slaky]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

That story is WAY better than the article.

[Powdered Toast Man]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

That story is WAY better than the article.

I hope Pen took notes.

[Kermit, B.]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Who could blame the cops?  Have YOU ever been stabbed, Romeo?

[BH]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

That story is WAY better than the article.

He should of worn leg swords. Amateur hour.

[JD]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

[CT III]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

[CBStew]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

Every time a cop discharges his gun in the line of duty  there is an investigation and he must account for it.  Police departments are very sensitive to public scrutiny and so pro-active that the internal affairs investigation is very often accusatory.

[JD]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

Every time a cop discharges his gun in the line of duty  there is an investigation and he must account for it.  Police departments are very sensitive to public scrutiny and so pro-active that the internal affairs investigation is very often accusatory.

Well, now I feel like CT's accusing me of accusing YOU of something.

[MAD]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

Every time a cop discharges his gun in the line of duty  there is an investigation and he must account for it.  Police departments are very sensitive to public scrutiny and so pro-active that the internal affairs investigation is very often accusatory.

Well, now I feel like CT's accusing me of accusing YOU of something.

He is, you illiterate bastard.

[CT III]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

Every time a cop discharges his gun in the line of duty  there is an investigation and he must account for it.  Police departments are very sensitive to public scrutiny and so pro-active that the internal affairs investigation is very often accusatory.

Well, now I feel like CT's accusing me of accusing YOU of something.

You know what you did.

[CBStew]

A couple of years ago we represented a group of San Francisco police officers in a routine officer involved shooting incident.  They were called out because of a report of a man in an overcoat who was wielding a sword on a city street.  When the police arrived they ordered him to put down the sword, but he went into a samurai position and they drew their guns.  When he came toward toward them 3 or 4 officers began shooting and the bullets had no effect until one officer brought him down with a shot to the leg.  It turned out that his overcoat was lined with swords which deflected all of the body shots.  When the guy came down off his drugs he had no recollection of the incident and couldn't explain what he was doing.  The  cops were not disciplined.

Why would they be?

I thought that Stew's last statement was intended to let us know how his case went.  Obviously the cops were under some sort of scrutiny if he was representing them.

Every time a cop discharges his gun in the line of duty  there is an investigation and he must account for it.  Police departments are very sensitive to public scrutiny and so pro-active that the internal affairs investigation is very often accusatory.

Well, now I feel like CT's accusing me of accusing YOU of something.

You know what you did.

Go to your room and don't come out until I tell you it's ok.