Lost: The Final Boner

[Slaky]

Well Evil Locke as Satan seems pretty certain at this point.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Well Evil Locke as Satan seems pretty certain at this point.

No kidding.

(They could still twist it and make Satan good, of course.)

All in all, a pretty meh episode. I honestly found the off-island stuff way better than the on-island.

Granted, Ben's eulogy was hilarious (as was Lapidus' reaction) and we got a pretty solid reveal, but fuck... even Sawyer came off as a big fucking dope tonight.

[CT III]

Well Evil Locke as Satan seems pretty certain at this point.

No kidding.

(They could still twist it and make Satan good, of course.)

All in all, a pretty meh episode. I honestly found the off-island stuff way better than the on-island.

Granted, Ben's eulogy was hilarious (as was Lapidus' reaction) and we got a pretty solid reveal, but fuck... even Sawyer came off as a big fucking dope tonight.

So TDubbs was wrong?  Shocking.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Well Evil Locke as Satan seems pretty certain at this point.

No kidding.

(They could still twist it and make Satan good, of course.)

All in all, a pretty meh episode. I honestly found the off-island stuff way better than the on-island.

Granted, Ben's eulogy was hilarious (as was Lapidus' reaction) and we got a pretty solid reveal, but fuck... even Sawyer came off as a big fucking dope tonight.

So TDubbs was wrong?  Shocking.

One man's opinion.

Pen will probably agree, too, but he doesn't count anyways.

[JD]

I liked it.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Lotsa "why's" in this one.  Making up for lost time.

[Yeti]

So...
4   - Locke
8   - Reyes
15 - Ford
16 - Jarrah
23 - Shephard
42 - Kwon

And then Locke's name gets crossed off. Assume because he died? I suppose this is the origin of the numbers but I am curious as to why they are in the fashion that they are.. Maybe some way related to the original crash and the amount of people that survived?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Maybe some way related to the original crash and the amount of people that survived?

I'm gonna say probably not.

[Slaky]

What irks me is each preview has the deep-voiced announcer man telling us that the time for questions is over. They've honestly created nothing but questions since the season started. Clock's a tickin.

[Kermit IV]

So...
4   - Locke
8   - Reyes
15 - Ford
16 - Jarrah
23 - Shephard
42 - Kwon

And then Locke's name gets crossed off. Assume because he died? I suppose this is the origin of the numbers but I am curious as to why they are in the fashion that they are.. Maybe some way related to the original crash and the amount of people that survived?

And whither Austen?

[Kermit IV]

Well Evil Locke as Satan seems pretty certain at this point.

No kidding.

(They could still twist it and make Satan good, of course.)

All in all, a pretty meh episode. I honestly found the off-island stuff way better than the on-island.

Granted, Ben's eulogy was hilarious (as was Lapidus' reaction) and we got a pretty solid reveal, but fuck... even Sawyer came off as a big fucking dope tonight.

SPOILERS:  Sawyer kind of IS a big fucking dope.  He's my favorite character, but he's been very confused this entire time.

[Richard Chuggar]

Who was the little kid that talked to Smokey?  And why could Sawyer see him and not Alpert? 
I'm thinking it'd be too easy to say it's a young Jacob. 

I also wonder how far back the blowing up of the bomb affected the Losties' lives. 

[Kermit IV]

Who was the little kid that talked to Smokey?  And why could Sawyer see him and not Alpert? 
I'm thinking it'd be too easy to say it's a young Jacob. 

I also wonder how far back the blowing up of the bomb affected the Losties' lives. 

It is, but that's exactly what I said, too.  The kid sure looked like a younger version of Jacob.

How far back can we already see they're affected?  I'm guessing the furthest back so far is Ben never going to the island.  What is that?  40 years?

[Weebs]

Who was the little kid that talked to Smokey?  And why could Sawyer see him and not Alpert? 
I'm thinking it'd be too easy to say it's a young Jacob. 

I also wonder how far back the blowing up of the bomb affected the Losties' lives. 

It is, but that's exactly what I said, too.  The kid sure looked like a younger version of Jacob.

How far back can we already see they're affected?  I'm guessing the furthest back so far is Ben never going to the island.  What is that?  40 years?

But wasn't Ben already on the island at that point?  You would think that if the bomb went off, either the blast killed everyone, or most of them died trying to get off the island before it sunk.  If somehow Ben survived, that would mean Alter-Ben is still the same guy that Sayid shot, and he knows all about Dharma and the island.

[Kermit IV]

Who was the little kid that talked to Smokey?  And why could Sawyer see him and not Alpert? 
I'm thinking it'd be too easy to say it's a young Jacob. 

I also wonder how far back the blowing up of the bomb affected the Losties' lives. 

It is, but that's exactly what I said, too.  The kid sure looked like a younger version of Jacob.

How far back can we already see they're affected?  I'm guessing the furthest back so far is Ben never going to the island.  What is that?  40 years?

But wasn't Ben already on the island at that point?  You would think that if the bomb went off, either the blast killed everyone, or most of them died trying to get off the island before it sunk.  If somehow Ben survived, that would mean Alter-Ben is still the same guy that Sayid shot, and he knows all about Dharma and the island.

Oh, yeah.  Kid-Ben was there already.  Hmm.