Lost: The Final Boner

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Locke, Sayid, Claire and Christian: Army of the Undead.

Is Claire dead?  She just wandered off and ended up with Christian in the Cabin, right?

Were you even paying attention tonight, dood?

The DARKNESS has claimed her, Chuck.

THE MOTHERFUCKING DARKNESS.

[Richard Chuggar]

What's up with Ethan being there?  Is he related to Horace?

I decided that Desmond wasn't really on the plane in the flash sideways.  I think he's floating around like in the Constant and helping the 815ers find their way.  Way to what, I don't know.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I decided that Desmond wasn't really on the plane in the flash sideways.  I think he's floating around like in the Constant and helping the 815ers find their way.  Way to what, I don't know.

If he was "floating around" like in the Constant, he would actually be on the plane.

Because he was always actually in the places he flashed to, just at a different time.

[R-V]

What's up with Ethan being there?  Is he related to Horace?

I decided that Desmond wasn't really on the plane in the flash sideways.  I think he's floating around like in the Constant and helping the 815ers find their way.  Way to what, I don't know.

In this reality, Ethan was evacuated from the island as a baby (on the sub with his mom). So he never gets into any of that Other-y stuff, and instead becomes a legitimate vagina doctor in LA.

Horace is his dad. Remember last season, when Juliet helped Michelle from 24 deliver her baby while Horace (the father) was stumbling around blowing shit up in a drunken stupor? Then she was laying there in the hammock and told Juliet she was going to name him Ethan? That's him.

[Richard Chuggar]

What's up with Ethan being there?  Is he related to Horace?

I decided that Desmond wasn't really on the plane in the flash sideways.  I think he's floating around like in the Constant and helping the 815ers find their way.  Way to what, I don't know.

In this reality, Ethan was evacuated from the island as a baby (on the sub with his mom). So he never gets into any of that Other-y stuff, and instead becomes a legitimate vagina doctor in LA.

Horace is his dad. Remember last season, when Juliet helped Michelle from 24 deliver her baby while Horace (the father) was stumbling around blowing shit up in a drunken stupor? Then she was laying there in the hammock and told Juliet she was going to name him Ethan? That's him.

Good remembrance.

And Thrillhomo, I know he was actually there.  You know what I meant.  Didn't you?  Like, he didn't actually purchase a ticket through Travelocity.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

And Thrillhomo, I know he was actually there.  You know what I meant.  Didn't you?  Like, he didn't actually purchase a ticket through Travelocity.

That's not how Desmond's flashing worked at all.

How does TDubbs still not understand this stuff?

[PenFoe]

[Richard Chuggar]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

It damn well better be better than last week.

Not-Locke's island badassery better be sweet enough to offset alternate timeline Locke's off-island sadsackery.

[MAD]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

[Slaky]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

This is TDubbs' LOST shtick. Been doing it for years. Do you watch Lost? Serious question.

[MAD]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

This is TDubbs' LOST shtick. Been doing it for years. Do you watch Lost? Serious question.

I do not.  I watched some of the first season, but that's it.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

This is TDubbs' LOST shtick. Been doing it for years.

That.

TDubbs reads spoilers but knows no one else wants to know any details. So he just lets us know how awesome each episode is gonna be, on a scale of "awesome."

[Richard Chuggar]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

This is TDubbs' LOST shtick. Been doing it for years.

That.

TDubbs reads spoilers but knows no one else wants to know any details. So he just lets us know how awesome each episode is gonna be, on a scale of "awesome."

Actually, I'm going spoiler free this season.  I just have a "feeling".

[JD]

I have a feeling that tonight's episode is going to be awesome.

Thanks, IAN.

This is TDubbs' LOST shtick. Been doing it for years.

I like it.