Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

[Chuck to Chuck]

Apologies, and I very much regret that I can't make Thursday. I'm sure this will cause a cascade effect resulting in only one Desipiot showing up.
Which one will it be?

Since it was my idea, it'll probably be me.  But if Jon and CT also showed up, it would make it worthwhile.  That, of course, depends on which Chuck showed up, internet or real-life.

So, roll call?  CT? Jon? Chuck?

Aye.

Last minute lunch meeting got scheduled. Nay.

OK...sorry Chuck.  Screw it.  Let's try this again at a later date.

No problem.

[InternetApex]

Apologies, and I very much regret that I can't make Thursday. I'm sure this will cause a cascade effect resulting in only one Desipiot showing up.
Which one will it be?

Since it was my idea, it'll probably be me.  But if Jon and CT also showed up, it would make it worthwhile.  That, of course, depends on which Chuck showed up, internet or real-life.

So, roll call?  CT? Jon? Chuck?

Aye.

Last minute lunch meeting got scheduled. Nay.

OK...sorry Chuck.  Screw it.  Let's try this again at a later date.

No problem.

Interview with CEO is Tuesday morning. If all goes right I'll be backing out of lunch plans at the last minute with you fellas before Christmas.

[Bort]

Well, looks like I don't have to leave my cave after all...

[thehawk]

Guess my annual self-review won't do itself.  See you gents soon and good luck 'pex on the interview.

[Quality Start Machine]

Apologies, and I very much regret that I can't make Thursday. I'm sure this will cause a cascade effect resulting in only one Desipiot showing up.
Which one will it be?

Since it was my idea, it'll probably be me.  But if Jon and CT also showed up, it would make it worthwhile.  That, of course, depends on which Chuck showed up, internet or real-life.

So, roll call?  CT? Jon? Chuck?

Aye.

Last minute lunch meeting got scheduled. Nay.

OK...sorry Chuck.  Screw it.  Let's try this again at a later date.

No problem.

Interview with CEO is Tuesday morning. If all goes right I'll be backing out of lunch plans at the last minute with you fellas before Christmas.

Remember to wear pants. Don't grab anybody's arm on the street.

[Oleg]

Guess my annual self-review won't do itself.  See you gents soon and good luck 'pex on the interview.

Aw, shit.  I'm sorry, man.  I kind of forgot about you.  I would have planned to go out to lunch just to say hi to you.  The rest of these wankers are wankers.

[Bort]

Guess my annual self-review won't do itself.  See you gents soon and good luck 'pex on the interview.

Aw, shit.  I'm sorry, man.  I kind of forgot about you.  I would have planned to go out to lunch just to say hi to you.  The rest of these wankers are wankers.

I'm hurt. But only a little bit.

[PenFoe]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

[Quality Start Machine]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

I barely had time to run to the lobby to grab a bowl of soup, if it makes you feel any better.

It was some good-ass lobster bisque, so I certainly feel better.

[Bort]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

Well, to be fair, I'm unemployed, hateful, and live about 45 minutes to an hour away.

[flannj]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

I barely had time to run to the lobby to grab a bowl of soup, if it makes you feel any better.

It was some good-ass lobster bisque, so I certainly feel better.

Same here, operating a man down so I had a clerk sneak soup and a sandwich past security so I could wolf something at my desk.
One bathroom trip over the course of 9 hours is a well practiced sprint.

[CT III]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

Pen prefers that people travel 1700 miles before he avoids having lunch with them.

[Chuck to Chuck]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

I barely had time to run to the lobby to grab a bowl of soup, if it makes you feel any better.

It was some good-ass lobster bisque, so I certainly feel better.

Same here, operating a man down so I had a clerk sneak soup and a sandwich past security so I could wolf something at my desk.
One bathroom trip over the course of 9 hours is a well practiced sprint.

I had lunch with a very nice 26 year old woman who used to play point guard at Seton Hall and wants to refer me business.

Any time you want to cancel on me, please do so.

[Saul Goodman]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

I barely had time to run to the lobby to grab a bowl of soup, if it makes you feel any better.

It was some good-ass lobster bisque, so I certainly feel better.

Same here, operating a man down so I had a clerk sneak soup and a sandwich past security so I could wolf something at my desk.
One bathroom trip over the course of 9 hours is a well practiced sprint.

I had lunch with a very nice 26 year old woman who used to play point guard at Seton Hall and wants to refer me business.

Any time you want to cancel on me, please do so.

She sounds fat.

[Quality Start Machine]

4.5 of 5 pages in this thread are devoted to a week-long planning session for a lunch between people that know and like each other and work within ~3 miles of each other that never happened.

Never change.

I barely had time to run to the lobby to grab a bowl of soup, if it makes you feel any better.

It was some good-ass lobster bisque, so I certainly feel better.

Same here, operating a man down so I had a clerk sneak soup and a sandwich past security so I could wolf something at my desk.
One bathroom trip over the course of 9 hours is a well practiced sprint.

I had lunch with a very nice 26 year old woman shiksa who used to play point guard at Seton Hall and wants to refer me business.

Any time you want to cancel on me, please do so.