Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

[Oleg]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

Not bad for a fading star.  Not Harry.  Andy.

[Eli]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

And he's a Cubs fan living in Chicago. But that's basically all I meant by "very loosely."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

[SKO]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

Well I mean some people just follow him on twitter as opposed to those of us who spout his ideology as his brainwashed Snark Disciples.

[Oleg]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

Well I mean some people just follow him on twitter as opposed to those of us who spout his ideology as his brainwashed Snark Disciples.

Wait.  Am I in a cult?

[SKO]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

Well I mean some people just follow him on twitter as opposed to those of us who spout his ideology as his brainwashed Snark Disciples.

Wait.  Am I in a cult?

Of course not, man. You're free to leave any time. Just make sure to drink this syringe full of Kool Aid first.

[CT III]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

Well I mean some people just follow him on twitter as opposed to those of us who spout his ideology as his brainwashed Snark Disciples.

Wait.  Am I in a cult?

Of course not, man. You're free to leave any time. Just make sure to drink this syringe full of Kool Aid first.

If you're gonna make him drink it, why are you bothering with the syringe? Those needles cost money, man.

[SKO]

Here's my interpretation of how Apex's interview actually went:

Scene: Wood paneled office.  The CEO sits behind a mahogany desk large enough to land a plane on.

CEO: *presses intercom button*: "Martha, please send in the next candidate."

*Enter Apex, he is wearing a suit and tie, but no shirt. The sleeves have been cut off his jacket*

CEO: "Your credentials and references are impeccable sir.  So my only question is, what can you tell me that I don't already know?"

Apex: "In softball, a leadoff triple is as good as a home run. Jose Macias was bad, but so was Jeromy Burnitz. Ken Griffey Jr. never lifted a weight in his damn life."

CEO: *Leans back in his chair, looks thoughtful, then pushes a button on his desk*

*A hatch in the ceiling opens, and a mixture of balloons, confetti and hundred dollar bills falls rains down on the room*

Apex: *stands up from his chair with his arms raised triumphantly in the air*

Apex: "Bazinga."

/scene

Anyone going to apply for this?

I imagine ChuckD is the only person here who would have any glimmer of hope.

If we're talking people very loosely in our circles, I wonder if Harry Pavlidis is a fit since so much of his work is PITCHf/x focused.

Wait...he's loosely in our circles?  Did I miss something?

He talks to some of us on twitter sometimes, maybe? Or maybe he follows Andy. I think they all follow Andy.

We all follow Andy.

*eats human brains*

Well I mean some people just follow him on twitter as opposed to those of us who spout his ideology as his brainwashed Snark Disciples.

Wait.  Am I in a cult?

Of course not, man. You're free to leave any time. Just make sure to drink this syringe full of Kool Aid first.

If you're gonna make him drink it, why are you bothering with the syringe? Those needles cost money, man.

Oh that's not a problem, thanks to these documents he signed leaving all of his assets to us in the event of his untimely demise. We should be able to buy all the syringes we need just from selling some of the weed.

[Quality Start Machine]

Anybody free next Mon-Wed for a burger or sandwich?

[Oleg]

Anybody free next Mon-Wed for a burger or sandwich?

I'm good Tuesday.  Probably working from home on Wednesday.  Monday is actually looking a bit busy.

[Bort]

Anybody free next Mon-Wed for a burger or sandwich?

I'm good Tuesday.  Probably working from home on Wednesday.  Monday is actually looking a bit busy.

I might be able to swing Tuesday, but it's a big maybe.

[CT III]

Anybody free next Mon-Wed for a burger or sandwich?

I'm good Tuesday.  Probably working from home on Wednesday.  Monday is actually looking a bit busy.

I might be able to swing Tuesday, but it's a big maybe.

I'm out on Monday, possible on Tuesday and Wednesday will probably depend on what time they let us out of school.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's try for Tuesday. Monk's, Perry's, whatever. Hell, if UB Dogs had more seats I'd be up for that.

[thehawk]

Let's try for Tuesday. Monk's, Perry's, whatever. Hell, if UB Dogs had more seats I'd be up for that.

I'm in just name the time and place

[Bort]

Oops. Nevermind. I can't make it on Tuesday.