Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

[Bort]

Speaking of personal news, this idiot passed the bar exam. God help us.

Who's keeping tally of "Idiot Desipio Lawyers"? And are you in the "Improv" subcategory?

Improv like in comedy? Pretty sure the answer has to be no, right?

Comedy?  When did improv start being funny?

To be fair, the only improv in the Sceptered Isle seems to be Whose Line, which is downright terrible, even by the fairly low standards of improv.

[CBStew]

Speaking of personal news, this idiot passed the bar exam. God help us.

Which state?  In any event, congratulations.

[Saul Goodman]

Speaking of personal news, this idiot passed the bar exam. God help us.

Which state?  In any event, congratulations.

Thanks, Stew.  California.

[CBStew]

Speaking of personal news, this idiot passed the bar exam. God help us.

Which state?  In any event, congratulations.

Thanks, Stew.  California.

I have been paying my California Bar dues for 55 years. 

[Oleg]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

[Bort]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

[Eli]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

They're going to re-schedule again anyway, so don't worry about it.

[flannj]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

They're going to re-schedule again anyway, so don't worry about it.

I'll be there. That should be enough to get a few more cancellations.

[Oleg]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

They're going to re-schedule again anyway, so don't worry about it.

I did leave my headphones at home and it's like a six block walk for me.  So, there's that.

[Oleg]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

Bring the kid.

[Quality Start Machine]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

Bring the kid.

He'll still beat you at basketball.

[Bort]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

Bring the kid.

He'll still beat you at basketball.

He's in full irritating toddler mode today. I wouldn't wish him on Snork right now.

[Quality Start Machine]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

Bring the kid.

He'll still beat you at basketball.

He's in full irritating toddler mode today. I wouldn't wish him on Snork right now.

So sit him next to Dubbs.

[Bort]

So what are we looking at?  5 of us?

Flannj, Hawk, CT, Fork, and me?  Jon coming in from HP? Is RV alive? Has Peck started shilling for the man downtown yet?

Am I missing anyone?

Can't make it. Gotta watch the kid today.

Bring the kid.

He'll still beat you at basketball.

He's in full irritating toddler mode today. I wouldn't wish him on Snork right now.

So sit him next to Dubbs.

The last thing I need is Jackson coming home with frosted tips.

[CT III]

I texted Fork but I'm basically going to be in a meeting until 2 today, so I'm out. Bury me next to RV.