Be careful while pulling out . ..

[Richard Chuggar]

Even if you're Tiger Woods

[Quality Start Machine]

Has he ever had Caddy troubles before?

[Kermit, B.]

Stolen from Texts from Last Night, but it looks like I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

[Richard Chuggar]

Stolen from Texts from Last Night, but it looks like I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

Luckily he's got such a great short game b/c he can't drive for shit.

[PenFoe]

Stolen from Texts from Last Night, but it looks like I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.

Luckily he's got such a great short game b/c he can't drive for shit.

What's the big deal? They were just out clubbing.

I see he crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree...must not have been able to decide between a wood and an iron.

[Kermit, B.]

He touched a lot of people.

[CBStew]

Hydrant?  He drove one into the water.

[Philberto]

From one tool to another

[Kermit, B.]

From one tool to another

[Fork]It's nice to have a backup, in case he gets a hole in one.[/Fork]

[Richard Chuggar]

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4705945

[Quality Start Machine]

From one tool to another

[Fork]It's nice to have a backup, in case he gets a hole in one.[/Fork]

I would have gone with an 18 hole joke, but still a solid effort.

[Brownie]

From one tool to another

[Fork]It's nice to have a backup, in case he gets a hole in one.[/Fork]

I would have gone with an 18 hole Amen Corner joke, but still a solid effort.

Augusta'd

[CT III]

From one tool to another

[Fork]It's nice to have a backup, in case he gets a hole in one.[/Fork]

I would have gone with an 18 hole Amen Corner joke, but still a solid effort.

Tiger and Jim Nantz will have plenty to talk about.

Augusta'd

[Andy]

I am so disappointed that in that ESPN story this line...

"Reached in Sweden by The Associated Press on Wednesday, Woods' father-in-law, Thomas Nordegren said:"

didn't end with...

  "Horgy, horgy, horgy, horgy!"

[BH]

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

""Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially.""