Be careful while pulling out . ..

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

""Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially.""

Wow.  Blackmail.  What a heckuva way to maintain a fake marriage.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

""Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially.""

Wow.  Blackmail.  What a heckuva way to maintain a fake marriage.

Look at how hot she is! Isn't that crazy? And she's a model! She makes a ton of money! BAM!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

[Eli]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

[MAD]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

We get it.  You hate Charles Pierce.

You might be right, though.  His first line seems grandiose, and that's all I care to read about Eldrick.

[Eli]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

We get it.  You hate Charles Pierce.

You might be right, though.  His first line seems grandiose, and that's all I care to read about Eldrick.

I didn't even realize it was the same guy.  Maybe I don't like Esquire's sports articles very much.  They should stick to telling me how to find a great watch for under $10,000.

[Internet Apex]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

We get it.  You hate Charles Pierce.

You might be right, though.  His first line seems grandiose, and that's all I care to read about Eldrick.

I didn't even realize it was the same guy.  Maybe I don't like Esquire's sports articles very much.  They should stick to telling me how to find a great watch for under $10,000.

Emphatically, this.

[Slaky]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

We get it.  You hate Charles Pierce.

You might be right, though.  His first line seems grandiose, and that's all I care to read about Eldrick.

I didn't even realize it was the same guy.  Maybe I don't like Esquire's sports articles very much.  They should stick to telling me how to find a great watch for under $10,000.

Emphatically, this.

You, too can sport this winter's hottest style. These pants are only $750, this shirt is $230 and this scarf is $500. What are you waiting for?

[Quality Start Machine]

I didn't know Esquire had anything beyond the "Women We Love" section.

[Armchair_QB]

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

""Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.

On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.

At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially.""

[BH]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

We get it.  You hate Charles Pierce.

You might be right, though.  His first line seems grandiose, and that's all I care to read about Eldrick.

I didn't even realize it was the same guy.  Maybe I don't like Esquire's sports articles very much.  They should stick to telling me how to find a great watch for under $10,000.

Emphatically, this.

You, too can sport this winter's hottest style. These pants are only $750, this shirt is $230 and this scarf is $500. What are you waiting for?

I was waiting for Jason Whitlock's response to Tiger. And was not disappointed.

Corner Boys Unite! Ho!
"The ones I've met have all been scandalous, tail-chasing hounds. No different from the frat boys I met in college or the corner boys hustling on the block."

"Let me give you another example. Reilly, the millionaire columnist for ESPN, wrote a damning piece for Sports Illustrated in 2004 about then-Colorado football coach Gary Barnett and a female kicker who claimed she was raped by a couple of her teammates. Reilly blasted Barnett, saying the coach didn't properly monitor the more than 100 players on his team. Reilly never mentioned that just weeks before police investigated a sexual-assault allegation that stemmed from a high school party at Reilly's Denver home. Reilly was not at home at the time. But his children allegedly hosted a party at his home and a 14-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted by two high school football players."

[Eli]

I was waiting for Jason Whitlock's response to Tiger. And was not disappointed.

Corner Boys Unite! Ho!
"The ones I've met have all been scandalous, tail-chasing hounds. No different from the frat boys I met in college or the corner boys hustling on the block."

"Let me give you another example. Reilly, the millionaire columnist for ESPN, wrote a damning piece for Sports Illustrated in 2004 about then-Colorado football coach Gary Barnett and a female kicker who claimed she was raped by a couple of her teammates. Reilly blasted Barnett, saying the coach didn't properly monitor the more than 100 players on his team. Reilly never mentioned that just weeks before police investigated a sexual-assault allegation that stemmed from a high school party at Reilly's Denver home. Reilly was not at home at the time. But his children allegedly hosted a party at his home and a 14-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted by two high school football players."

Whitlock runs anywhere from terrible to very good, so I never know what to expect from him.  But that was a good one.

[Slaky]

I was waiting for Jason Whitlock's response to Tiger. And was not disappointed.

Corner Boys Unite! Ho!
"The ones I've met have all been scandalous, tail-chasing hounds. No different from the frat boys I met in college or the corner boys hustling on the block."

"Let me give you another example. Reilly, the millionaire columnist for ESPN, wrote a damning piece for Sports Illustrated in 2004 about then-Colorado football coach Gary Barnett and a female kicker who claimed she was raped by a couple of her teammates. Reilly blasted Barnett, saying the coach didn't properly monitor the more than 100 players on his team. Reilly never mentioned that just weeks before police investigated a sexual-assault allegation that stemmed from a high school party at Reilly's Denver home. Reilly was not at home at the time. But his children allegedly hosted a party at his home and a 14-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted by two high school football players."

Whitlock runs anywhere from terrible to very good, so I never know what to expect from him.  But that was a good one.

I was just thinking about Reilly yesterday. Up on his high horse all the time. I'm really glad Whitlock is around to call these guys out on their bullshit and he seems to be the only guy who consistently does it. Sometimes he's just being mean (which I also support) like when he just rips Chris Fowler for no reason other than dislike.

Anyway, these high profile sports reporters love to take the trendy topic and bleat from their clouds of judgment about the right thing to do. All these guys are full of shit. Right now it's all about concussions and how we need to monitor these guys and we can't risk their health. Two years ago it was, "GET BACK IN THE GAME YOU PUSSY. YOU MAKE MILLIONS TO PLAY A GAME."

Good for Whitlock.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This.

All of it, but I particularly love this:

This is why Earl was an entertaining con man and Charlie Rose is a salon-sniffing Beltway yahoo.

(Original Tiger profile here.)

That entire article just came off bitter to me.  Pierce sounds way, way too happy about the entire situation.

That's fine.

Charlie Rose is still a nodding doucheballon.

[PenFoe]

I was waiting for Jason Whitlock's response to Tiger. And was not disappointed.

Corner Boys Unite! Ho!
"The ones I've met have all been scandalous, tail-chasing hounds. No different from the frat boys I met in college or the corner boys hustling on the block."

"Let me give you another example. Reilly, the millionaire columnist for ESPN, wrote a damning piece for Sports Illustrated in 2004 about then-Colorado football coach Gary Barnett and a female kicker who claimed she was raped by a couple of her teammates. Reilly blasted Barnett, saying the coach didn't properly monitor the more than 100 players on his team. Reilly never mentioned that just weeks before police investigated a sexual-assault allegation that stemmed from a high school party at Reilly's Denver home. Reilly was not at home at the time. But his children allegedly hosted a party at his home and a 14-year-old girl claimed she was assaulted by two high school football players."

Whitlock runs anywhere from terrible to very good, so I never know what to expect from him.  But that was a good one.

I was just thinking about Reilly yesterday. Up on his high horse all the time. I'm really glad Whitlock is around to call these guys out on their bullshit and he seems to be the only guy who consistently does it. Sometimes he's just being mean (which I also support) like when he just rips Chris Fowler for no reason other than dislike.

Anyway, these high profile sports reporters love to take the trendy topic and bleat from their clouds of judgment about the right thing to do. All these guys are full of shit. Right now it's all about concussions and how we need to monitor these guys and we can't risk their health. Two years ago it was, "GET BACK IN THE GAME YOU PUSSY. YOU MAKE MILLIONS TO PLAY A GAME."

Good for Whitlock.

I'm fine with what Whitlock said, but let's just make sure we're not turning Tiger into some kind of victim here.