Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out

[Slaky]

Reports are he's now deceased.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/12/16/chris-henry-suffers-serious-injuries-in-car-accident/

[PenFoe]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

[Slaky]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Got to give him points for creativity.

[PenFoe]

But wait....there's more.

[ChuckD]

I looked up his stats and it doesn't looked like Chris Henry touched a lot of people this year.

[Slaky]

But wait....there's more.

Run toward the light!

[ChuckD]

But wait....there's more.

Run toward the light!

I've got faith in him because he's got a long history of running tward the spotlight.

Ed. I don't watch football but I hear things so this is all an assumption and bat be incorrect.

[Richard Chuggar]

Back to the future?
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Charlotte-Police-Report-Chris-Henry-Has-Died/DOFAG9gnokSnY0d36GeO2w.cspx

Dead again.

[Kermit, B.]

I wonder if they're going to charge his fiancee with a homicide.

[Weebs]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

[Richard Chuggar]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

What does this have to do with anything? 

[Kermit, B.]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.

[CT III]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.

You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.

[Slaky]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.

You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.

Why don't you guys just get it over with and touch dongs?

[Quality Start Machine]

Investigative journalism at its finest:

Henry is engaged to Loleini Tonga, and the couple has been raising three children. Tonga's MySpace page identifies herself as "Mrs. C. Henry" and has a picture of her next to a person who appears to be Henry. She also has a post from Tuesday talking about buying wedding rings.

I believe that's the closest a name has ever come to Turanga Leela.

You know, that was my first thought as well.  Go figure.

Why don't you guys just get it over with and touch dongs?

Again?