Rather than get arrested like his teammates, he took the easy way out

[MAD]

He touched a lot of gravel?

[BH]

He touched a lot of gravel?

[MAD]

He touched a lot of gravel?

So.  Mean!

[Quality Start Machine]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

[Richard Chuggar]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

[Quality Start Machine]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

[Gil Gunderson]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

Ok, that was a good one.

Fork with the lead.

[Richard Chuggar]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

[Quality Start Machine]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure.

[BH]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Dane Cook scores a zero on that attempt.

[R-V]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure.

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

[BH]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure.

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?

[Quality Start Machine]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure.

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

Which one of us is which?

[Gil Gunderson]

Not surprising given his history, but...

Preliminary reports indicate, a domestic situation began at a residence on Peachtree Road. According to police, his fiance got into a pickup truck and drove away from the residence. As she was driving away, Henry jumped into the bed of the truck. Police say at some point when his fiance was driving, Henry fell out of the back of the vehicle.

Sounds more like a dump truck than a pickup truck, if you ask me.

I'm pretty sure nobody would ever ask you anything.

Why are you still here? Cubbiejulie just put on her mistletoe underwear.

B/c if I wanted to kiss a fat, ugly girl on her vagina while wearing holiday underwear, I would have done it to you at your christmas party the other night?

Sure.

You two are the Holocaust and Plague of comedy.

What's not funny about either of those?

The Holocaust only recently became funny.  The Plague has always been funny.

We might not get 9/11 for some time though.

Also, how can TDubbs not be the Plague?

[Ivy6]

There are certain topics that are off limits to comedians: JFK, Aids, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny-I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head. And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious Aids joke. Still one of my dreams.