The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread

[Jon]

Bump.

@PWSullivan Blake Lalli nearly impales Silva with broken bat in b.p. Near miss

So close...

Try, try again.

[D. Doluntap]

While writing from his parents' laundry room, CrazyMLBRumorguy says:

Which Overpaid Veterans Could Be Released?...Carlos Silva, Cubs: two years, $25MM.  Though the Cubs are only on the hook for $16MM of Silva's contract, it still may make sense to cut him if he shows nothing in Spring Training.

Lame.

[Yeti]

I'm extremely disappointed. However, I appreciate the fact that he gave me a nice laugh

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Bump.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I was going to rant about Carlos Silva's predictable performance (Pat Hughes during the first inning today characterized his 2009 ERA as "beefy") .

Then I decided that I'd rather present the tits of Christina Hendricks;

[Slaky]

I was going to rant about Carlos Silva's predictable performance (Pat Hughes during the first inning today characterized his 2009 ERA as "beefy") .

Then I decided that I'd rather present the tits of Christina Hendricks;

A wise choice.

[BBM]

Who's fatter Carlos Silva or Kyle Wellwood?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Who's fatter Carlos Silva or Kyle Wellwood?

A: Huey's mom.

[Yeti]

Say what you will about my feelings about who they traded away for him, but acquiring that piece of shit was fucking retarded even if they gave up Sam Fuld for him. My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Say what you will about my feelings about who they traded away for him, but acquiring that piece of shit was fucking retarded even if they gave up Sam Fuld for him. My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

I agree.  It is a good thing that the Cubs didn't trade Sam Fuld for Carlos Silva.

[Eli]

Say what you will about my feelings about who they traded away for him, but acquiring that piece of shit was fucking retarded even if they gave up Sam Fuld for him.

I think giving up Sam Fuld for Silva would have been even more retarded than giving up Bradley.

[Pre]

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

[Slaky]

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

Is he really in danger of getting cut? I assumed they'd keep him around no matter what but I haven't been paying attention to the games yet.

[Pre]

Is he really in danger of getting cut? I assumed they'd keep him around no matter what but I haven't been paying attention to the games yet.

Well, his 6 runs in 2 innings couldn't have helped.  I don't know how the Rickets will
handle situations like this with sunken costs, but on the telecast Len&Bob were throwing
him under the bus for being fat and lazy which generally isn't a good sign for the player's
career with the Cubs.

I'm sure he'll be this year's Patton, but it's spring and I can delude myself.

[D. Doluntap]

I'm sure he'll be this year's Patton...

Not sure I get you...