The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread

[Saul Goodman]

I'm sure he'll be this year's Patton...

Not sure I get you...

I don't get this Kurt Evans photoshop at all.

[Chuck to Chuck]

He pitches like crap through a goose?

[Wheezer]

Seems to reflect some sort of pathological ideation regarding epaulets.

[Armchair_QB]

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

[Yeti]

My one disappointment in regards to Silva is that he won't be around for bumpage of this thread during the season

For reals?  The one thing I like about him is that he is on pace to not make the team.

It makes a lot of things clearer to me knowing that you're more excited about the idea
of bumping a negative thread on an internet message board than the idea of having a
decent 5th starter.

It's clear that I think the Cubs won't be dumb enough to keep him on the roster on Opening Day?

[Saul Goodman]

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Fuck you Carlos Silva, you fat piece of shit.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.

This is the reason we let IAN take care of our "ugly pictures of hot women" needs.

[Jon]

I think he's disappointed about not being able to bump a thread with Christina Hendricks' hogans.

Just stay away from her sans-makeup face.

Why? Because she's still good looking?

Seriously.  I'd be pretty happy coming home to see that every night.  Finding an unflattering photo of a human being is the easiest thing to cherry-pick about someone in the world.  And yet Internet Chuck managed to chuck that up.  Bra-vo.

This is the reason we let IAN take care of our "ugly pictures of hot women" needs.

Sans penis, of course.

[Slaky]

The fat plug had a good game today. 4 IP, no hits, no runs and 3 ks. No walks either. One HBP marred an otherwise perfect outing.

Damn you.

[PenFoe]

The fat plug had a good game today. 4 IP, no hits, no runs and 3 ks. No walks either. One HBP marred an otherwise perfect outing.

Damn you.

That's 7 straight scoreless...

[Slaky]

Carlos Silva will be a Cub. Warm up the vocal chords people. I'm not backing down from anything I said earlier in this thread.

[Armchair_QB]

I'm not sure how I'm going to feel if this guy is, you know, good and stuff.

But I'm confident I won't have the chance to find out.