The Fuck You Carlos Silva thread

[R-V]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

[Pre]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

What a moron.

If I was an opposing manager, anytime in spring training when a team pitched a total PoS like
Silva I'd tell my hitters to make him look good.  And I'd tell my pitchers to make garbage like
Millar look good.  Sabotage.

[Yeti]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PenFoe]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Absolute revelation"???

Come the fuck on.

It's 7 innings in Spring Training.
The Rangers couldn't hit anything yesterday either...not just vs. Silva.

[Eli]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

What the hell does Carlos Zambrano have to do with Carlos Silva?  I don't understand this Phil Rogers-created battle at all.

[CT III]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

What the hell does Carlos Zambrano have to do with Carlos Silva?  I don't understand this Phil Rogers-created battle at all.

Both are named Carlos, and there can only be one Carlos on the team. 

[Ivy6]

Carlos Silva vs. Carlos Zambrano: Who knew this would be a debate? Silva, referred to as a release candidate in this space last week, has been an absolute revelation in his last two starts for the Cubs, throwing a combined seven scoreless innings.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/03/your-morning-phil-silva-heyward-hechavaria.html

What the hell does Carlos Zambrano have to do with Carlos Silva?  I don't understand this Phil Rogers-created battle at all.

Both are named Carlos, and there can only be one Carlos on the team. 

I vote for Carlos Marmol, in that case.  He makes 1/56th of what the other two do.

[Bort]

"I'm sorry, but you can't be allowed into the Ancient Mystical Society of No Carloses, Mr. Zambrano."
"But you let Carlos Marmol in!"

[CT III]

"I'm sorry, but you can't be allowed into the Ancient Mystical Society of No Carloses, Mr. Zambrano."
"But you let Carlos Marmol in!"

It's no Carloses, plural, we're allowed to have one.

[Bort]

"I'm sorry, but you can't be allowed into the Ancient Mystical Society of No Carloses, Mr. Zambrano."
"But you let Carlos Marmol in!"

It's no Carloses, plural, we're allowed to have one.

"This. Ain't. Over."

[CBStew]

Let us not forget Carlos the Jackal, who could terrorize all three of our Carloses.

[Bort]

Let us not forget Carlos the Jackal, who could terrorize all three of our Carloses.

I dunno. Z would probably try to bomb him back.

[PenFoe]

Let us not forget Carlos the Jackal, who could terrorize all three of our Carloses.

I dunno. Z would probably try to bomb him back.

[Yeti]

Let us not forget Carlos the Jackal, who could terrorize all three of our Carloses.

I dunno. Z would probably try to bomb him back.

I love that man with every inch of my soul

[Waco Kid]

Let us not forget Carlos the Jackal, who could terrorize all three of our Carloses.

I dunno. Z would probably try to bomb him back.

Still absolutely awesome.