Up in the Air

[Kermit IV]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

[Weebs]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

I'm sure it was.

You see that one in the theater?

[Kermit IV]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

I'm sure it was.

You see that one in the theater?

Yes, in the front row.  I was wearing 3D glasses, and turning my head to see the sides of the screen.

[Powdered Toast Man]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

It's worth it to watch Dodgeball to see Christine Taylor in the leather dominatrix outfit.

[JD]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

[ChuckD]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

[JD]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

Is she hot?  What's she look like?  Is she like a female Paul Walker?

[ChuckD]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

Is she hot?  What's she look like?  Is she like a female Paul Walker?

Let me translate that in to Jaydeeinese.

"I feel like I just found out Richard Petty subscribes to Details."

[BH]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

Is she hot?  What's she look like?  Is she like a female Paul Walker?

What does she think about Soriano's contract?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

Is she hot?  What's she look like?  Is she like a female Paul Walker?

If the Tierney Line is the criterion, I'd say she's above it.

If Paul Walker is the line... well, I'd probably have to see her abs first.

[JD]

This is what I saw when Avatar was sold out and there were only scattered seats for Sherlock Holmes.  What a depressing ending.  But the chick Clooney was banging had a great ass, so it wasn't a complete waste.  Also, I hate Jason Bateman as every character he's ever played except Michael Bluth.

Pepper Brooks

other than that, pretty much yeah.

I have never seen Dodgeball.  GASP!  Also, I agree with CT.  Let's Go to Prison was an abomination.

Dax Shepard is easily the worst "actor" of all time.  I'd rather watch Paul Walker play Tony Montana for 3 hours than watch that douche do anything besides get hit by a bus.

Paul Walker is awesome.  Shut up.

I feel like I just kissed my sister.

Is she hot?  What's she look like?  Is she like a female Paul Walker?

Let me translate that in to Jaydeeinese.

"I feel like I just found out Richard Petty subscribes to Details."

I like Paul Walker and I like Keanu.  I like 'em for the same reason, too.



I bet they kiss real good.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Saw this last night...Vera Farmiga has a thing about showing her ass in a movie and I absolutely love it.  I almost saw hot dog bun.

Anyway, the acting was decent and the story was okay.  The whole movie is borderline depressing, but it seems to overcome since Clooney's character seems okay with his choice in life.

[Richard Chuggar]

Saw this last night...Vera Farmiga has a thing about showing her ass in a movie and I absolutely love it.  I almost saw hot dog bun.

Anyway, the acting was decent and the story was okay.  The whole movie is borderline depressing, but it seems to overcome since Clooney's character seems okay with his choice in life.

It was a body double. 

and I saw it last weekend.  I thought it was awesome.  Really awesome.  Stick that in your queue.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Saw this last night...Vera Farmiga has a thing about showing her ass in a movie and I absolutely love it.  I almost saw hot dog bun.

Anyway, the acting was decent and the story was okay.  The whole movie is borderline depressing, but it seems to overcome since Clooney's character seems okay with his choice in life.

It was a body double. 

and I saw it last weekend.  I thought it was awesome.  Really awesome.  Stick that in your queue.

Shut your face.