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Yeti

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #210 on: August 03, 2010, 10:41:01 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:37:15 AM
I love that I started this thread and knowing how their season ended. Makes me feel like I've done some good in the world.

You were born. Everything afterwards is just bonus for us.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #211 on: August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #212 on: August 04, 2010, 10:44:06 AM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #213 on: August 04, 2010, 10:49:08 AM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #214 on: August 04, 2010, 10:59:45 AM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #215 on: August 04, 2010, 11:20:45 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 10:44:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story

This is just awesome.

So he texts "sideline reporter" Jenn Sterger pictures of his junk and texts owner of famous dong Visanthe Shiancoe news of his retirement?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #216 on: August 04, 2010, 12:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on August 04, 2010, 11:20:45 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 10:44:06 AM
Quote from: R-V on August 04, 2010, 10:04:22 AM
Favre = Sean Salisbury + Crocs

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story

This is just awesome.

So he texts "sideline reporter" Jenn Sterger pictures of his junk and texts owner of famous dong Visanthe Shiancoe news of his retirement?

Would Sportscenter ever run with this? I hope this story gets the "exposure" it deserves.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #217 on: August 04, 2010, 01:08:53 PM »
I post this picture for no reason other than to assure there is no confusion over what Jenn Sterger looks like. She's the one on the right.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #218 on: August 04, 2010, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:08:53 PM
I post this picture for no reason other than to assure there is no confusion over what Jenn Sterger looks like. She's the one on the right.



Off all pictures of Jenn Sterger, you choose not to use the most famous one?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #219 on: August 04, 2010, 01:20:09 PM »
This one?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #220 on: August 04, 2010, 01:35:49 PM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #221 on: August 04, 2010, 01:40:32 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 04, 2010, 01:35:49 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on August 04, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
This one?



No.



I'm not going to call Jenn a butterface, because her face is not unattractive. But it fails to match up with her considerable assets slightly below, from which she had the poor taste to remove the augmentation. To top it off, she comes off like an ignorant, egotstical twat at every instance that I've ever seen. I might stop masturbating to her, in fact.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #222 on: August 04, 2010, 01:42:14 PM »
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #223 on: August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM »
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #224 on: August 04, 2010, 01:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
This is turning into exactly what I wanted.

It's like everything the Sarah Spain thread never was.
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