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Eli

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #330 on: October 07, 2010, 11:03:55 AM »
Quote from: CT III on October 07, 2010, 10:36:36 AM
As for AJ Daulerio, the man is a saint.  I mean, he stood up to the man and published the names of the Duke guys in that slide show!  THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!

Only briefly, it appears:

http://deadspin.com/5653205/duke-players-incensed-paranoid--over-fuck-list

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #331 on: October 07, 2010, 11:12:34 AM »
Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 11:03:55 AM
Quote from: CT III on October 07, 2010, 10:36:36 AM
As for AJ Daulerio, the man is a saint.  I mean, he stood up to the man and published the names of the Duke guys in that slide show!  THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!

Only briefly, it appears:

http://deadspin.com/5653205/duke-players-incensed-paranoid--over-fuck-list

I withdraw my support.

At least until they post pics of Brett Favre's cock later today.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #332 on: October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM »
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?" to which Dan McNeil howled and claimed that "the gloves are off here on Who Ya Crappin'?" 

Yeah.  Fuck Bobby Cox.

Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome.  AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.

A million times this.  I know Deadspin is pretty gossipy to begin with, but that guy destroys any semblance of a guy code wantonly.


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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #333 on: October 07, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?" to which Dan McNeil howled and claimed that "the gloves are off here on Who Ya Crappin'?" 

Yeah.  Fuck Bobby Cox.

Quote from: Eli on October 07, 2010, 10:01:47 AM
As I've stated before, Drew Magary is awesome.  AJ Daulerio, however, is a piece of shit.

A million times this.  I know Deadspin is pretty gossipy to begin with, but that guy destroys any semblance of a guy code wantonly.

Exhibit Z.

Quote
The Bulls, caught off guard when we alerted them to the photos, gave us an official "no comment."

Did they email his mom as well?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #334 on: October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #335 on: October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.

If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #336 on: October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.

If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?

And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #337 on: October 07, 2010, 12:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.

If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?

And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.

14 years later.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #338 on: October 07, 2010, 12:47:36 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:38:28 PM
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.

If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?

And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.

14 years later.

While using the word "crescendo."

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #339 on: October 07, 2010, 12:50:03 PM »
Quote from: R-V on October 07, 2010, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:38:28 PM
Quote from: Shooter on October 07, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 07, 2010, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Bort on October 07, 2010, 12:15:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 11:52:42 AM
Reminds me of the time I called in to "Who Ya' Crappin" in 1996 to drop a deuce on Cox for saying, prior to the onset of the 1996 posteaseon, that he would take Marke Lemke over Ryne Sandberg any day of the week.  My rant finished with a crescendo of "Bobby Cox, you hillbilly wife-beater, WHO YOU CRAPPIN'?!?!?"

This is the least something something Hueystory to ever ANGER ANGER ANGER.

If being a grammar pedant is the lowest form of internet life, what is calling into a sports talk show?

And then bragging (I think) about it on a fringe Internet message board.

14 years later.

While using the word "crescendo."

And punctuating with a yelp from Dananahhh.

Damn, Huey.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #340 on: October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM »
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?




Anyone?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #341 on: October 07, 2010, 12:57:49 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?




Anyone?

Just go look at the Favre dick pix.

This should be the greatest day of your life, man.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #342 on: October 08, 2010, 09:03:52 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?




Anyone?

Just go look at the Favre dick pix.

This should be the greatest day of your life, man.

I can't unsee that now. Brett could clear his name easily by showing people his wang. If the dick don't fit, you gotta something something. I think the dong in those pics belongs to Peter King.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #343 on: October 08, 2010, 09:59:10 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 09:03:52 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 07, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 07, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
You guys wanna hear about the time I called Les Grobstein after midnight to correct him on a fact about Lawrence Taylor?




Anyone?

Just go look at the Favre dick pix.

This should be the greatest day of your life, man.

I can't unsee that now. Brett could clear his name easily by showing people his wang. If the dick don't fit, you gotta something something. I think the dong in those pics belongs to Peter King.


Maybe this will help you forget.


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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #344 on: October 08, 2010, 10:04:24 AM »
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