Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Slaky]

This is pretty harsh:

Moss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.

"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said.  "Who ordered this crap?  I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"

"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff.  They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."

Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.

[Eli]

This is pretty harsh:

Moss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.

"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said.  "Who ordered this crap?  I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"

"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff.  They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."

Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.

Well, maybe their best stuff sucked?

[Waco Kid]

This is pretty harsh:

Moss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.

"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said.  "Who ordered this crap?  I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"

"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff.  They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."

Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

[Bort]

This is pretty harsh:

Moss, per Silver, berated workers from a local restaurant that catered the team's Friday afternoon meal.

"What the [expletive]?" Moss reportedly said.  "Who ordered this crap?  I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"

"This wasn't a chain - it was a mom-and-pop restaurant, and you could tell it was their best stuff.  They had a special carving station set up, and there were players and other support staff lining up to eat it..."

Who knows if this is true but if it is it's cooooooold blooooooded.

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

This coffee tastes like mud. Roger Mudd.

[PenPho]

If I was a Bears fan, I would hope that the Vikings can somehow win just enough games every year to never fire Childress.

Kind of like how the rest of the division must feel about Lovie.

[Internet Apex]

If I was a Bears fan, I would hope that the Vikings can somehow win just enough games every year to never fire Childress.

Kind of like how the rest of the division must feel about Lovie.

:(

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Clock strikes eleven...

DONG

[R-V]

I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.

[Saul Goodman]

I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.

The second season was way better though.

[Bort]

I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.

The second season was way better though.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THERE IS A DROP IN QUALITY?!?! THEN DON'T WATCH AND PRETEND IT'S OVER.

[CT III]

I really enjoyed today's stirring series finale of Viking Dongpocalypse. No real surprises, but the writers did a great job of portraying the sense of despair one would feel in a dongpocalypse. Childress and Favre gave very realistic performances as the two hobos who held each other as they suffocated together under the dongpocalypse fallout cloud as we faded to black.

The second season was way better though.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THERE IS A DROP IN QUALITY?!?! THEN DON'T WATCH AND PRETEND IT'S OVER.

You guys would prefer the American version.

[SKO]

I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!

[Bort]

I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!

I'd like to point out that I did NOT laugh at you. Or even pay attention to you.

[Gilgamesh]

I'd also like to remind everyone that I called that the Vikings would go 6-10 this year. AND Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME. Well Uncle SKO doesn't look so crazy now!

I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Clock strikes eleven...

DONG

DONG

...Twelve?