Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...



Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.

[morpheus]

As much as I'd love to just sit here and make dong jokes based on a year-old incident...

Seeing as how the Saints had absolutely no answer for Visanthe, it made perfect sense for the Vikings to stop passing to him.

Dong jokes?

[Slaky]

This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html

"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."

The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."

This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.

The Catholics Come Home nonsense?

Yep.

[JD]

This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html

"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."

The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."

This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.

The Catholics Come Home nonsense?

Yep.

You would say that.

[Gil Gunderson]

This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html

"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."

The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."

This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.

The Catholics Come Home nonsense?

Yep.

It exploits people's fear of death and the bad things they've done in their lives.  Nonsense, if you ask me.

I'd much rather prefer the evangelical's approach then the "Guilt you into coming back" bullshit.

[CT III]

This ain't a super bowl thread, but it's close enough.
http://www.newser.com/article/d9d90qd81/heisman-trophy-winner-tim-tebow-to-appear-in-super-bowl-commercial-celebrating-family-life.html

"The former Florida quarterback and his mother will appear in a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl next month. The Christian group Focus on the Family says the Tebows will share a personal story centering on the theme "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life."

The group isn't releasing details, but the commercial is likely to be an anti-abortion message chronicling Pam Tebow's 1987 pregnancy. After getting sick during a mission trip to the Philippines, she ignored a recommendation by doctors to abort her fifth child and gave birth to Tim."

This reminds me of the Catholic Church commercials I've been seeing lately. Those aren't sleazy.

The Catholics Come Home nonsense?

Yep.

It exploits people's fear of death and the bad things they've done in their lives.  Nonsense, if you ask me.

I'd much rather prefer the evangelical's approach then the "Guilt you into coming back" bullshit.

We need the dues.

[Kermit IV]

Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...



Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.

So, his daughter and his wife are the exact same age, right?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Another Deanna FACEPALM, plus a better look at Brittany...



Looks like someone just told her that if her hand smells like bacon it means she has cancer.

So, his daughter and his wife are the exact same age, right?

I think they might be twins.

[BH]

Have you guys seen BK's latest post, under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?

[Kermit IV]

Have you guys seen BK's latest post, under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?

I circled him on my list.

Of dudes I'd make out with!

[Eli]

Just like I knew the Favre INT was coming, I knew that this was coming, too:

The most compelling player of the era is broken.

No matter what you think of Favre -- and it's no secret I think he's the most charismatic and interesting player I've covered -- you have to admire how he bleeds in front of us. He goes out and gets the snot knocked out of him, somehow survives, then makes a throw he never should have made. And he stands there for the inquisition and answers the questions as honestly as I think a man can in these circumstances.

[JD]

Have you guys seen BK's latest post, under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?

I circled him on my list.

Of dudes I'd make out with!

He's no Paul Walker.

[R-V]

Just like I knew the Favre INT was coming, I knew that this was coming, too:

The most compelling player of the era is broken.

No matter what you think of Favre -- and it's no secret I think he's the most charismatic and interesting player I've covered -- you have to admire how he bleeds in front of us. He goes out and gets the snot knocked out of him, somehow survives, then makes a throw he never should have made. And he stands there for the inquisition and answers the questions as honestly as I think a man can in these circumstances.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/01/peter-king-spies-himself-a-new-tebeau.html

[BH]

Have you guys seen BK's latest post, under his alter ego Zeke Fuhrman?

I circled him on my list.

Of dudes I'd make out with!

He's no Paul Walker.

Paul Walker's movies are too violent for me.

[R-V]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?