Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StagFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.

[Slaky]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.

Change your name to Joke Explainer.

[R-V]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.

Change your name to Joke Explainer.

If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.

[Quality Start Machine]

I just thought the look on Johnny U's face was funny as shit.

[Internet Apex]

There they go! There they go! Every time we start talking about quarterbacks, some old dude has to bring up Johnny Unitus. That's they one! That's they one!

[Quality Start Machine]

There they go! There they go! Every time we start talking about quarterbacks, some old dude has to bring up Johnny Unitus. That's they one! That's they one!

He kicked Joe Louis' ass.

[morpheus]

It really does look like TEC.

[Kermit IV]

It really does look like TEC.

Okay, Morts, that's pretty awesome.

[morpheus]

It really does look like TEC.

Okay, Morts, that's pretty awesome.

[bows]

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Thanks for the new avatar, Morph.  The David Patton one was getting old.

[Jon]

Thanks for the new avatar, Morph.  The David Patton one was getting old.

I approve.

[morpheus]

Thanks for the new avatar, Morph.  The David Patton one was getting old.

I thought that might happen.

[MAD]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.

Change your name to Joke Explainer.

If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.

I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's say the Colts win the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning: best QB of all time?

Intrepid Reader:  Joe Montana

Nope.  Now I'm going to go upstairs and masturbate

Back to this. I'm assuming you're basing it on Super Bowl wins? I shouldn't have mentioned the Super Bowl, team accomplishments aren't really the best way to judge individual players.

If you had to win one game, would you take Montana in his prime over Manning in his prime?

Joe won a lot of games other than SB games.  As good as Manning is (and he's real good) I think I would go with Montana.  He always seemed to win the big games.

Whatever. Montana was a rag-armed little fruit. Manning is a 6'6 sharpshooter with a brain like the terminator.

Wait, you were joking, were'nt you? I'm going to bed.

Also, I'd give Montana just the slightest edge in the supporting cast and coaching categories.

Shouldn't Johnny Unitas enter this conversation somewhere, or does StatFAGGOTry preclude that?

Set your watches to TEC in 3... 2...

Johnny U is TEC's haircut icon.

Change your name to Joke Explainer.

If Fork didn't explain the jokes, Huey would be more lost than that other guy who is already the most lost.

I actually used the "Now there's a haircut you could set your watch too" line Sunday night (with sophisticated witnesses, natch) so pick on some other PANK.

"too"?