Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Powdered Toast Man]

Wait, have you guys not heard that he's coming back?

[PenPho]

Wait, have you guys not heard that he's coming back?

Ahem.

[Eli]

I'm concerned about my fantasy team this year, now that Tarvaris Jackson will be throwing to Sidney Rice.

[fiveouts]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

[Armchair_QB]

Today's coverage was a white Bronco shy of being the O.J. chase.

[Waco Kid]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.

[Waco Kid]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.

Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.

[SKO]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.

Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.

You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.

This isn't Detroit, man. It's the Superbowl.

[Quality Start Machine]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.

Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.

You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.

THI.

Favruh and Favruh Jr. (Tony Romo) will never stop coming up with new and exciting ways to fuck up for our enjoyment.

[Yeti]

Let's get this straight:

1.  Everyone assumes this slapdick is pulling his usual crap and will show up three weeks into camp, so no one bothers to report on this issue.
2.  Slapdick can't stand that he's not the center of attention, so he leaks that he's retiring.
3.  Using their uncanny ability to not see through bullshit, the moronic reporters immediately report to Vikings camp and file the ever-important "OH NOES! FAHV-RUH isn't coming back!" articles.
4.  Slapdick, receiving the Happy Ending he needed, shows up three weeks into camp. 

That about right?

Just like last season, Favruh is playing the media and Vikings like a fiddle.

I think we all deserve another season of Favruh snapping off his chinstrap in disgust after throwing an INT to decide a playoff game. It's gotta hai.

Last season's was absolutely glorious. You didn't think it would happen, then all of a sudden the idiot coach sends too many to the huddle and the stage is set.

You don't know what I thought at all. Because I thought that exact thing would happen, frankly.

This isn't Detroit, man. It's the Superbowl.

Highlight of the debacle for me.

[Powdered Toast Man]

First up for Favre:  the Saints in the Dome.  The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.

[Quality Start Machine]

First up for Favre:  the Saints in the Dome.  The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.

so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".

[Yeti]

First up for Favre:  the Saints in the Dome.  The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.

so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".

That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.

[SKO]

First up for Favre:  the Saints in the Dome.  The Saints will bring the pain and he will be destroyed.

so maybe fiveouts' scenario needs to be changed to "slapdick shows up in camp, announces he'll be ready for Week 2".

That'll break his consecutive starts streak. Lord knows he'd rather die than do that.

I'd be okay with that.