Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[SKO]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.

Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.

[Internet Apex]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.

Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.

I like the comments section where the one guy says

[Chuck to Chuck]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.

Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.

That's secondary.  The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.

[SKO]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.

Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.

That's secondary.  The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.

Yeah, but, bad form.

[Internet Apex]

But I like Randy Moss.

Not for long. I miss watching P'Nut punk his ass all over the field. I hope this is still doable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoRzn3ZVTa0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlapVi0jlM&feature=related#t=1m36s

It was better over here.

Linking to your own blog? Not cool, man.

That's secondary.  The main reason was the higher video quality and Harry Kalas narration.

Your link wasn't cue'd up to "Supa Bears, Supa Bowl!" So what are you even doing here?

[Richard Chuggar]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

[SKO]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

[Waco Kid]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line

Year     Team     G     Att     Comp     Pct     Att/G     Yds     Avg     Yds/G     TD     TD%     Int     Int%     Lng     20+     40+     Sck     SckY     Rate
2008      Minnesota Vikings      16     1     1     100.0     0.1     4     4.0     0.2     1     100.0     0     0.0     4T     0     0     0     0     122.9

Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.

[SKO]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line

Year     Team     G     Att     Comp     Pct     Att/G     Yds     Avg     Yds/G     TD     TD%     Int     Int%     Lng     20+     40+     Sck     SckY     Rate
2008      Minnesota Vikings      16     1     1     100.0     0.1     4     4.0     0.2     1     100.0     0     0.0     4T     0     0     0     0     122.9

Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.

Well Huey probably still thinks Marty Booker is a Bear, so that would make him 11th.

[CT III]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

Let us know when you receive the paperwork.

[Bort]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

Let us know when you receive the paperwork.

Be sure to ink that stamp first.

[R-V]

Tdubbs' cousin from Boston weighs in on the trade.

I look at these Pats now and I see a real TEAM! BRADY! WELKAH! WOODHEAD! EDELMAN! It's a dream cawmbination! My fathah has been waiting far a team like this evah since the Civil Rights Movement! He nevah thawt he'd live to see it! NOW HE CAN DIE IN PEACE!

I think America will grow to love this Pats team once they see them in action. It's a real unit now. No egos. No sulking. No dahhhkies complaining far more-ah money! What were-ah you gawnna spend yar money awn, dahkie? RIMS AND CHILD SUPPART, THAT'S WHAT!

[Eli]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?

[SKO]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

Though this was entertaining, why even waste the time responding to TDubbs?

I'm long winded and I work at a lifeless government job.

[Brownie]

Moss to the Vikings confirmed.  Just waiting on paperwork.

Jake Utler is now the 4th best QB in the division.  He's the Rich Hill of the Bears.

5th. At best. Shaun Hill's played well. And Tarvaris Jackson has started a playoff game, so he's probably better than Jay, too. So I guess that's sixth. Except Todd Collins managed to take only one sack on Sunday, so he's not a concussion-faking crybaby who holds onto the ball too long while Frank Omiyale is busy valiantly driving Justin Tuck straight into his back (which Collinsworth assures me is good blocking), so Jay is at best 7th. Although, Hanie managed to complete a pass for a first down, so 8th is looking like a real possibility. I'm not even sure who Aaron Rodger's backup is, but Green Bay has a great system and is a Superbowl lock capable of being beaten only by themselves, so whoever he is he'd probably do okay. I'll go with 9th.


Update: It appears GB's backup is Matt Flynn, who won a championship at LSU. Jay Cutler did not win an NCAA Championship at Vanderbilt, so it only stands to reason that Matt Flynn clearly has him beat.

Chester Taylor's 2008 passing stat line

Year     Team     G     Att     Comp     Pct     Att/G     Yds     Avg     Yds/G     TD     TD%     Int     Int%     Lng     20+     40+     Sck     SckY     Rate
2008      Minnesota Vikings      16     1     1     100.0     0.1     4     4.0     0.2     1     100.0     0     0.0     4T     0     0     0     0     122.9

Jay Cutler, say hello to 10th.

Well Huey probably still thinks Marty Booker is a Bear, so that would make him 11th.

Brad Maynard's career NFL stats: 5-for-8, 94 yards, 2 TD, NO INTs, NO Sacks. Plus, one of his incompletions was ruled a drop by the same rule that ruled Calvin Johnson's game-winning catch against the Bears a drop. Therefore, he's really 6-for-8 for about 105 yards and 2 TD.

Cutler's 12th.