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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #345 on: October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 08, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
Maybe this will help you forget.

What? The fake side-boob?

How about some Diora Baird* instead?



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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #346 on: October 08, 2010, 10:13:38 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
How about some Diora Baird* instead?

(*h/t PenFoe)

Did Favre send cell phone pictures to her, too?
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #347 on: October 08, 2010, 10:15:40 AM »
Quote from: Eli on October 08, 2010, 10:13:38 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
How about some Diora Baird* instead?

(*h/t PenFoe)

Did Favre send cell phone pictures to her, too?

No.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #348 on: October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM »

Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #349 on: October 08, 2010, 10:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM

Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.

I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Apocalypse
« Reply #350 on: October 08, 2010, 10:57:10 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 08, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on October 08, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
Maybe this will help you forget.

What? The fake side-boob?

How about some Diora Baird* instead?



(*h/t PenFoe)

Gross look at those fat rolls./Internet Chuck.
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Yeti

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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #351 on: October 08, 2010, 11:14:42 AM »
Remember, Thrill thinks Jenn Sterger is gross and Maggie Gyllefuck is hot
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #352 on: October 08, 2010, 11:50:30 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM

Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.

I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke

Fork wouldn't make a Costanza joke as he didn't watch "Seinfeld".

He lived it, man.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #353 on: October 08, 2010, 11:54:43 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 08, 2010, 11:14:42 AM
Remember, Thrill thinks Jenn Sterger is gross and Maggie Gyllefuck is hot

They're both pretty weak. They've got tard faces.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #354 on: October 08, 2010, 12:41:19 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 08, 2010, 11:50:30 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 08, 2010, 10:56:30 AM
Quote from: Fork on October 08, 2010, 10:16:58 AM

Based on what I've seen, Favruh and Visanthe provide the Vikings with some balance.

I bet he used to be at least average but playing for the Jets that one season caused him to Costanza. /Forkjoke

Fork wouldn't make a Costanza joke as he didn't watch "Seinfeld".

He lived it, man.

I stayed the fuck off the Upper West Side once I stopped getting into Oleg mode before going to the Planetarium for "Laser Floyd".
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #355 on: October 08, 2010, 11:20:33 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 08, 2010, 10:04:24 AM
Thread title updated.

Jason Whitlock has taken to referring to him as "The Old Dongslinger."
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #356 on: October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM »
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #357 on: October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #358 on: October 09, 2010, 12:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Very much mostly the third element. Welcome to America!
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Re: Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse
« Reply #359 on: October 09, 2010, 02:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 09, 2010, 12:27:08 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 09, 2010, 08:20:01 AM
Quote from: Yeti on October 09, 2010, 02:35:35 AM
So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Very much mostly the third element. Welcome to America!

Well, at least he has a type.

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