Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[morpheus]

So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Truth'd.

[Ivy6]

So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Truth'd.

So, of African American descent then?

[Bort]

So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Truth'd.

So, of African American descent then?

One. Drop.

[Quality Start Machine]

So why is it that the Tiger Woods stuff was front page news for 15 days but this is just "meh" so far?

1. Tiger went to the hospital after crashing his whip outside his house at 2 a.m.

2. Tiger was reportedly attacked by his angry, golf club-wielding wife.

3. Tiger is reportedly of African-American one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch descent and was cheating on a white chick with other white chicks. :(

Truth'd.

So, of African American descent then?

One. Drop.

"Tiger, when the cop says 'hands up, n---er', he means you." - D. L. Hughley

[Slaky]

I have that one black friend so it's cool.

[Bort]

I have that one black friend so it's cool.

Yeah. I can say these things because I'm southern...

[SKO]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

[Internet Apex]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Or a skinny, crooked one if you're flexible.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

[Yeti]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy

[Bort]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy

Let me help you out.

[Brownie]

It's hard to play with confidence when Jenn Sterger, two team masseuses, Mark Chmura's babysitter,Trenni Kusnierik, Bat-girl, and Deanna Favre are all turning away his sexual advances.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy

Are you serious, Fork Yeti?

[Quality Start Machine]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy

Are you serious, Fork Yeti?

I would have gone with, "Did you see the sack on Favre?"

[Yeti]

Suck a fat one, Brett.

Favre must be injured pretty bad. That's the only explanation I (and the MNF crew) can fathom for his 41-year-old ass failing to light up the East Rutherford sky last night.

But you don't hear him bitching about it, now, do you? What a gamer.

It might also be that he sucks. You need to get your analysis meter checked there buddy

Let me help you out.

Let me help you out... I knew the homo was joshing. He left context clues all over the post