Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Eli]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

[morpheus]

The Taiwanese take on Favre's pecker.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhBjvQ4Z6jw

[Saul Goodman]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

[Slaky]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

[Kermit IV]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

What a fucking dork.  Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.

[CT III]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

What a fucking dork.  Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.

Turn out Sarah Spain hates us all (although she expressed it only to Fork), because she read this thread: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6343.0

Heh.

[Slaky]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

What a fucking dork.  Relatedly, if you're friends with Sarah Spain on Facebook, the pathetic comments by dudes after EVERY single one of her status updates make me hate mankind.

Turn out Sarah Spain hates us all (although she expressed it only to Fork), because she read this thread: http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6343.0

Heh.

Turns out Sarah Spain is irrelevant.

[Quality Start Machine]

anyone need a shirt?

[Tonker]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.

Sweet Jesus.  He actually thought he was going to tap that.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.

Sweet Jesus.  He actually thought he was going to tap that.

Just happened upon this odd blog in my internet travels (which led me to finding Will Carroll's Flickr page and this pic of the man in a Mighty Power T—not pictured here: Jenn Sterger).

...

The other stuff was indeed funny and sad - however, I just want to take this time to reiterate my dislike of Will Carroll. What a knob.

His constant need to make sure everyone knows he's super best friends with the Sterg is amusing.  Like the kid in high school who grew up next door to the hot chick.

example

He managed to have Twitpic'd one pic of her three separate times.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3111664583/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035305334/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035299518/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2816212516/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1326437758/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1325542525/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/822711159/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823584608/

[Eli]

What an egghead.

No, really.  That head is perfectly egg-shaped.

[Saul Goodman]

Dongpocalypse, indeed.

That's just all kinds of fucking awesome right there.

Who threw that? 

Deanna?

It could have been @injuryexpert, upset that someone else talked to Jenn Sterger.

Probably.

That's the most depressing thing I've ever skimmed.

I realized quickly that my thoughts of her had been dictated by the media, that the stereotype of the silicone celebrity doesn't hold in all cases. I think of myself as an open-minded guy, one not controlled by the media, but in this case, I was. Jenn Sterger is a girl that, looks aside, I'd want to hang out with. I just hope she feels the same.

Sweet Jesus.  He actually thought he was going to tap that.

Just happened upon this odd blog in my internet travels (which led me to finding Will Carroll's Flickr page and this pic of the man in a Mighty Power T—not pictured here: Jenn Sterger).

...

The other stuff was indeed funny and sad - however, I just want to take this time to reiterate my dislike of Will Carroll. What a knob.

His constant need to make sure everyone knows he's super best friends with the Sterg is amusing.  Like the kid in high school who grew up next door to the hot chick.

example

He managed to have Twitpic'd one pic of her three separate times.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3111664583/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035305334/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/3035299518/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2816212516/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/2815361621/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1326437758/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/1325542525/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/822711159/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/injuryexpert/823584608/

Wonder what his wife thinks of all this.

[Internet Apex]

She's probably rooting for him as it would take the heat off her for the dozens of freebies she's accumulated throughout the course of their sham marraige.

[Slaky]

He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

He looks like the hypnotist in Office Space.

Winner.