Let's look forward to the Viking Dongpocalypse

[Brownie]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

[PenPho]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

[Brownie]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

[Internet Apex]

This time tomorrow, the Colts starting QB won't be able to hold Jay Cutler's jock on his best fucking day. I can't wait til tomorrow.

[PenPho]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.

[Quality Start Machine]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.

The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.

[Slaky]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

San Francisco is probably in play and I assume you left off Miami as an oversight. 

Houston was rumored early, but that seems like a real stretch, on both sides - considering same division. 

Dolphins were an oversight. As for Texans or Titans, remember Manning will be released, not traded.

How about the Chicago Slaughter?

Yeah, I get this, he just doesn't seem like the type to sign on with a team that plays the Colts 2x/year.

But...this is based on nothing but hunch.

The Jets just extended Sanchez and the Redskins just Herschel Walkered their future to pick Griffin #2. Cross them off.

Two of the more baffling moves in recent NFL history happened at almost the exact same time. Insane.

[BBM]

Peyton Manning will be leaving Indianapolis tomorrow. Where will he wind up? Why not Minnesota, where he spent time watching his Dad get sacked 11 times against the Bears in 1984.

Minnesota has to make maybe a little bit of sense. Where else?

Arizona
Seattle
Tennessee
New York Jets
Tampa
Washington
Cleveland
Denver

Anywhere else?

Interesting sidenote: Drew Brees is asshurt over being franchised. Would the Saints be interested in dumping Breesus for a lower-priced Manning?

I say he goes to Minnesota and becomes fourth-best QB in division.

Behind Josh McNown, Nate Enderle and a QB to be drafted later?

[SKO]

Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.

[Internet Apex]

Sweet Bejesus, Shanny's still not very good with managing draft picks. RGIII is gonna have to be Cam Newton-good and fast to justify that. I, er, would also, er, like to throw my name in with the people questioning why the fucking Jets would EXTEND Mirerez.

I heard the deal actually reduces their cap hit somehow. Using maths.

[SKO]

This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

[InternetApex]

This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.

[Slaky]

This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.

Another Slaky joint.

[SKO]

This is the most successful thread in the history of Desipio.

Agreed, I was just thinking about it the other day.

Another Slaky joint.

We should all celebrate with some fajitas at TJ Slaky's.

[InternetApex]

The Bears will win and Jaws will have a heart attack and I will party all week.

Devin! The other one!

Aromashodidn't (except for that one time)!