The 2010 NFL Playoffs Thread

[Slaky]

Just remember, fuck the Vikings.

As wrong as it feels to be rooting for the Cowboys, they clearly stand the best chance in the NFC of fucking the Vikings.

Just so long as they then fade against my beloved Saints.

Who dat.

(Also: Go, you Blackhawks. Who dat.)

I'd rather have the Cowboys win than the Vikings. And I hate me some Cowboys.

I didn't think about them potentially beating the Vikings. Almost makes watching a Cowboys playoff win tolerable. Thank you.

No.

Yes.

I mean, I know what you're saying -- a meteor strike would be preferred. But rooting for the Packers and Vikings to implode in spectacular fashion is all a Bears fan has left this year.

I just can't get myself to hate the Packers this year. Other than the two blonde chicks they have playing linebacker, what's hateworthy about them?

The Vikings, on the other hand, can eat a buttfuck sangwich.

How did you feel after seeing them lose like that, though? Pretty good, right? All those familiar feelings returned? Me too.

Fuck Green Bay.

[Ivy6]

Say what you will about Jay Cutler, but he's never kicked one of his own fumbles (mid-air) into a linebacker's hands for a touchdown in overtime.

[Tony]

Say what you will about Jay Cutler, but he's never kicked one of his own fumbles (mid-air) into a linebacker's hands for a touchdown in overtime.

Remember when he pointed out his fumble to Williams as he was being tackled so Williams could recover? I think it was in Seattle. That dude knows how to fumble the right way. We can build on that.

And fuck Green Bay.

And fuck the Vikings next week.

[fiveouts]

I hate his Jebus-lovin' ass, but the fact that Kurt Warner has a better completion%, more Super Bowls, higher passer rating and yards per completion, more yards/game, lower interception rate,  and the same number of MVPs as Brett Favre yet Favre gets the perpetual dicksuck from the media while Kurt Warner is considered a borderline HOFer at best is just fucking ridiculous. 


Fuck Green Bay.

Fuck Brett Favre by proxy.

[Waco Kid]

Fuck the Packers

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Thank goodness, I couldn't have taken much more of Aikman and Buck basically rooting for the Packers from the booth.

You complain about the strangest shit.

[CBStew]

Fuck these goddam gutless fucking assholes.

This game is awesome.

Now that is what Arena football is supposed to look like!

[R-V]

Just remember, fuck the Vikings.

As wrong as it feels to be rooting for the Cowboys, they clearly stand the best chance in the NFC of fucking the Vikings.

Just so long as they then fade against my beloved Saints.

Who dat.

(Also: Go, you Blackhawks. Who dat.)

I'd rather have the Cowboys win than the Vikings. And I hate me some Cowboys.

I didn't think about them potentially beating the Vikings. Almost makes watching a Cowboys playoff win tolerable. Thank you.

No.

Yes.

I mean, I know what you're saying -- a meteor strike would be preferred. But rooting for the Packers and Vikings to implode in spectacular fashion is all a Bears fan has left this year.

I just can't get myself to hate the Packers this year. Other than the two blonde chicks they have playing linebacker, what's hateworthy about them?

The Vikings, on the other hand, can eat a buttfuck sangwich.

How did you feel after seeing them lose like that, though? Pretty good, right? All those familiar feelings returned? Me too.

Fuck Green Bay.

Oh yeah. I chuckled with glee when Rodgers booted it to the other guys two plays after missing Jennings on that deep ball that would've been an easy six. Nice to get that warm feeling back again.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Dallas at Minnesota?  Wow.  Talk about a knob slob fest that broadcast will be.  Fuck Dallas.

Go Saints.

[Quality Start Machine]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out more.

[Richard Chuggar]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out moredie.

I hope my Colts aren't rusty from the layoff.  Go Indy! 

[Quality Start Machine]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out moredie.

I hope my Colts aren't rusty from the layoff.  Go Indy! 

I expect better from you, forehead.

[CT III]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out moredie.

I hope my Colts aren't rusty from the layoff.  Go Indy! 

I expect better from you, forehead.

Really, CT?

[MAD]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out moredie.

I hope my Colts aren't rusty from the layoff.  Go Indy! 

I expect better from you, forefivehead.

Let's not undersell it'd.

[SKO]

Best joke I heard all weekend: Why is everyone upset at Michael Vick killing a couple dogs? McNabb killed 51 Eagles.

Yeah, I need to get out moredie.

I hope my Colts aren't rusty from the layoff.  Go Indy! 

I expect better from you, forefivehead.

Let's not undersell it'd.

I hate myself, but that made me chuckle.