Fuck its silent in here.......

[MikeC]

You're a fucking piece of shit fear-mongerer.  Go fuck yourself.

Yes, we must have guns so we keep the likes of Hitler and Stalin out of our country!  Eat shit.

Yes its fear mongering to understand what has happened in history and why our founding fathers put such laws in place. Your just on you liberal circle jerk tour and doing your best Obama impression of fake fear mongering and righteous outrage just because your hissy fits look cool to the rest of the kids around you.

The people who wrote the 2nd amendment had more vision and foresight in their sperm than you will ever have Oleg. But hey go believe some more Obama bullshit had we need to spend spend spend to get out of debt. You can hit Nancy Pelosi up for some advice on how to create jobs. She seems to think unemployment insurance is the biggest job creator in this nation. And then you can sit back and wonder how fucking stupid the people in charge really think you are Oleg, because your gonna follow that stupid bitch and a liar President no matter what. They know your a fucking moron and they count on your support.

[Quality Start Machine]

You're a fucking piece of shit fear-mongerer.  Go fuck yourself.

Yes, we must have guns so we keep the likes of Hitler and Stalin out of our country!  Eat shit.

Yes its fear mongering to understand what has happened in history and why our founding fathers put such laws in place. Your just on you liberal circle jerk tour and doing your best Obama impression of fake fear mongering and righteous outrage just because your hissy fits look cool to the rest of the kids around you.

The people who wrote the 2nd amendment had more vision and foresight in their sperm than you will ever have Oleg. But hey go believe some more Obama bullshit had we need to spend spend spend to get out of debt. You can hit Nancy Pelosi up for some advice on how to create jobs. She seems to think unemployment insurance is the biggest job creator in this nation. And then you can sit back and wonder how fucking stupid the people in charge really think you are Oleg, because your gonna follow that stupid bitch and a liar President no matter what. They know your a fucking moron and they count on your support.

Best thing in the history of ever.

[Wheezer]

This reminds me that, back in Arkansas in the 8th grade, not only did we get nine weeks of gun training instead of regular physical education, we also got nine weeks of exclusively studying the work of Dale Carnegie instead of science class.

Scratch that.

Your just on you liberal circle jerk tour and doing your best Obama impression of fake fear mongering and righteous outrage just because your hissy fits look cool to the rest of the kids around you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryjmrtTE4Mc

[Eli]

Yes its fear mongering to understand what has happened in history and why our founding fathers put such laws in place.

Our founding fathers put those laws in place because of what Hitler and Stalin did?

[Slaky]

Yes its fear mongering to understand what has happened in history and why our founding fathers put such laws in place.

Our founding fathers put those laws in place because of what Hitler and Stalin did?

Look, if a Redcoat comes to your door not only do you have the right to refuse to quarter them you also can take your gun out and threaten them. Isn't that the very definition of foresight? It's gonna happen.

[ChuckD]

I want to disarm this thread and cast it in to the firebarn.

[fiveouts]

Yes its fear mongering to understand what has happened in history and why our founding fathers put such laws in place.

Our founding fathers put those laws in place because of what Hitler and Stalin did?

Look, if a Redcoat comes to your door not only do you have the right to refuse to quarter them you also can take your gun out and threaten them. Isn't that the very definition of foresight? It's gonna happen.

Now I need to worry about the fucking REDCOATS?  God damn Obama. 

[Tony]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

[CBStew]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

Having a digital prostate exam is more entertaining than the Cubs.

[Yeti]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

Having a digital prostate exam is more entertaining than the Cubs.

Something tells me Stew's opinion on this should be taken seriously

[Tonker]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

Having a digital prostate exam is more entertaining than the Cubs.

You can get a digital prostate exam these days?  Man, I'll bet the quality's far better than the analogue prostate exams they're still giving us here in Europe.

What a time to be alive.

[powen01]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

Having a digital prostate exam is more entertaining than the Cubs.

You can get a digital prostate exam these days?  Man, I'll bet the quality's far better than the analogue prostate exams they're still giving us here in Europe.

What a time to be alive.

Is there an app for that?

[Bort]

This thread is way more entertaining than the Cubs.

Having a digital prostate exam is more entertaining than the Cubs.

You can get a digital prostate exam these days?  Man, I'll bet the quality's far better than the analogue prostate exams they're still giving us here in Europe.

What a time to be alive.

Intrepid Reader Guy Picciotto: Someone needs to get back to his Latin Roots.

[CubFaninHydePark]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/cartridge-family

LISA
Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!

HOMER
You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around. (he starts pushing Lisa) Do you want that? Huh? Do you?

LISA
No...

HOMER
All right then.

And I'll add, if we didn't have the 2nd Amendment, people could show up in these threads and start threatening lawsuits anytime they want.  Do you want that?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/scripts/cartridge-family

LISA
Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!

HOMER
You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around. (he starts pushing Lisa) Do you want that? Huh? Do you?

LISA
No...

HOMER
All right then.

And I'll add, if we didn't have the 2nd Amendment, people could show up in these threads and start threatening lawsuits anytime they want.  Do you want that?

That's it! I'm suing.

But I have to have a gun... It's in the Constitution!

I mean, if I didn't have a gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. You want that?