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Yeti

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2220 on: August 12, 2010, 02:51:58 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on August 12, 2010, 02:49:28 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 11, 2010, 06:30:00 PM
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Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?



All of those girls go to Peoria Richwoods.  Gil (and Yeti) wins.

Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

Imagining their younger sisters?

You had to ask?

Eli

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2221 on: August 12, 2010, 02:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

Gross.

Pleats?

Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2222 on: August 12, 2010, 03:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

Gross.

Pleats?

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2223 on: August 12, 2010, 03:18:50 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on August 12, 2010, 03:06:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on August 12, 2010, 02:56:48 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2010, 02:29:37 PM
Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

Gross.

Pleats?

Intrepid Reader Crabs: "Fatass."

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Don't act like my pleat implants don't impress you.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2224 on: August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

CT III

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2225 on: August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2226 on: August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM »
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?
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Slaky

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2227 on: August 13, 2010, 07:23:03 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Spiro is our hero.

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2228 on: August 13, 2010, 07:25:16 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Quayle didn't let clowns have the run of the White House like they did in the 50s.
TIME TO POST!

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2229 on: August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Bort

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2230 on: August 13, 2010, 09:10:48 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.

C'mon, what's a little light treason between friends?
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CT III

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2231 on: August 13, 2010, 09:18:32 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.

C'mon, what's a little light treason between friends?

Eldridge Gerry also worse.

Quality Start Machine

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2232 on: August 13, 2010, 09:20:27 AM »
Quote from: CT III on August 13, 2010, 09:18:32 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.

C'mon, what's a little light treason between friends?

Eldridge Gerry also worse.

John Tyler was awesome, however.
TIME TO POST!

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2233 on: August 13, 2010, 09:21:50 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.

C'mon, what's a little light treason between friends?

Attempted treason. Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for "attempted chemistry"?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

SKO

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2234 on: August 13, 2010, 09:24:03 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 09:21:50 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 13, 2010, 09:10:48 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 13, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
Quote from: PANK! on August 12, 2010, 11:06:13 PM
Quote from: CT III on August 12, 2010, 07:34:17 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 12, 2010, 06:49:52 PM
Quote from: PenPho on August 11, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 11, 2010, 05:55:55 PM
Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

The inevitable overreaction response.

Quote
Brad Woodhouse, spokesman for the Democratic National Committee, told CNN that the candidate for a U.S. House seat from Arizona has no standing to judge Obama.

"The son of the worst vice president ever may think he has some wisdom on the job performance of political leaders, but if he thinks a president whose actions have saved the country from a second Great Depression, reformed a broken health care system and protected consumers from the risk and greed of Wall Street merits such mention, his analysis is only slightly less ridiculous than his candidacy for public office is," said Woodhouse.

Worst Vice President ever?!?

He's not even close.

Spiro Agnew?

Burr.

C'mon, what's a little light treason between friends?

Attempted treason. Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for "attempted chemistry"?

At least it inspired this heart-wrenching, red-blood stirring tale.
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