Fuck its silent in here.......

[Chuck to Chuck]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Meh... Rahm's still probably going to win once the Supreme Court overturns the Appellate Court decision.

*If

When.  Hell, he's got the Trib AND the WSJ editorial boards on his side.

[Brownie]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

[Internet Apex]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

I can't go there. I'm still pissed about that game with the Panthers.

[morpheus]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Meh... Rahm's still probably going to win once the Supreme Court overturns the Appellate Court decision.

*If

When.  Hell, he's got the Trib AND the WSJ editorial boards on his side.

For the record, I think he should be on the ballot... and if I were a Chicago resident I'd likely vote for him because he's the least bad candidate.  I'm just not sure that the appellate court's decision is so easily overturned.

[Brownie]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Meh... Rahm's still probably going to win once the Supreme Court overturns the Appellate Court decision.

*If

When.  Hell, he's got the Trib AND the WSJ editorial boards on his side.

For the record, I think he should be on the ballot... and if I were a Chicago resident I'd likely vote for him because he's the least bad candidate.  I'm just not sure that the appellate court's decision is so easily overturned.

And if SCOIL upholds it, I don't see the Federal question that SCOTUS needs to come in to resolve.

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

[Chuck to Chuck]

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

It's not that curious.  They can't beat him with a campaign.  The only way to beat him is to keep him off the ballot.

[morpheus]

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

So, TJ, they should be saying GO BACK TO THE SUBURBS!?!?!?

[Brownie]

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

It's not that curious.  They can't beat him with a campaign.  The only way to beat him is to keep him off the ballot.

Why can't they beat him in a campaign? This is an example of a race in which Emanuel's funding should almost be a handicap.

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

So, TJ, they should be saying GO BACK TO THE SUBURBS!?!?!?

Yes. Free political advice to Miguel del Valle, Carol Moseley-Braun and Gery Chico. All Democrats. I'm in a charitable mood.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I do find it curious his opponents aren't exploiting this a little more, as in "Yeah, he should be on the ballot, as he did move here and kind of live here after growing up in the SUBURBS and then later after he worked in WASHINGTON. He even has a house here, so he obviously wants to be a Chicagoan. We can understand if he's a little out of touch with Chicago given his upbringing in the SUBURBS and his time in WASHINGTON."

It's not that curious.  They can't beat him with a campaign.  The only way to beat him is to keep him off the ballot.

Why can't they beat him in a campaign? This is an example of a race in which Emanuel's funding should almost be a handicap.

Because they are lousy candidates.  Chico would be acceptable, but he seems to have no clue how to campaign.

Braun makes Alexi look qualified to be the Chairman of the Fed.

[CBStew]

Mrs. Cubbieblue and I were at a social event about a year ago and were seated at a table opposite a woman who attempted to get us in a conversation about Michael Savage and Glenn Beck.  She thought that Savage was wonderful and that he was being victimized by the liberal establishment.  She asked whether we agreed.  Rather than answer her question I blurted out that we thought that Rahm Emanuel was the greatest living American and that we had a photo of him hanging in our living room.  She appeared to be frightened and didn't speak another word for the rest of the event.

[thehawk]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

No

[Wheezer]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

No

"Gery thinks the parking meter deal was the worst since the Louisiana Purchase"

[Brownie]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

No

"Gery thinks the parking meter deal was the worst since the Louisiana Purchase"

Well, yeah. We got St. Louis in the deal. We were robbed.

[Wheezer]

This is not a good speech.

[thehawk]

He's baaaaack.

(For now.)

So, longtime locals, please help me out. In three words or less, who is the least-worst turd I have to choose from here?

Gery Chico.

No

"Gery thinks the parking meter deal was the worst since the Louisiana Purchase"

Well, yeah. We got St. Louis in the deal. We were robbed.

What Gery did to the firm I worked for was a bit worse than the parking meter deal, as Chicago is not currently a smoking hole of nothingness.