Fuck its silent in here.......

[CBStew]

DPD. It'll never hai, but the map is interesting.

The electoral college is a time-honored system that, has only broken down three times in over 200 years. However, it's obvious that reforms are needed. The organization of the states should be altered. This Electoral Reform Map redivides the territory of the United States into 50 bodies of equal size.

Thank goodness.  We will no longer let the Alaskans and the Hawaiians vote.

[Oleg]

And why is The Delta north of the Delta?

Whatchoo talkin' bout, chooch?  The mother-lovin' Delta is right where it needs to be.  You must be confusin' us with the Swamp.

I support this, but only if they get rid of the lame state names.  50 states ... 44 Presidents, mix in a few Norths and Souths (North Washington, South Washington, etc.) and suddenly we've got something America can get behind.

I assume that I will live in Lincoln, which is ok, but who's going to live in Hoover (or Pierce)?

Are you moving west or south? Otherwise, you'll be in the fine state of Chicago, William Daley, Governor. (At least a step above Pat Quinn.)

Why aren't you moving to Brownia?

[Waco Kid]

And why is The Delta north of the Delta?

Whatchoo talkin' bout, chooch?  The mother-lovin' Delta is right where it needs to be.  You must be confusin' us with the Swamp.

I support this, but only if they get rid of the lame state names.  50 states ... 44 Presidents, mix in a few Norths and Souths (North Washington, South Washington, etc.) and suddenly we've got something America can get behind.

I assume that I will live in Lincoln, which is ok, but who's going to live in Hoover (or Pierce)?

Are you moving west or south? Otherwise, you'll be in the fine state of Chicago, William Daley, Governor. (At least a step above Pat Quinn.)

Talk about setting the bar low here.

[Brownie]

And why is The Delta north of the Delta?

Whatchoo talkin' bout, chooch?  The mother-lovin' Delta is right where it needs to be.  You must be confusin' us with the Swamp.

I support this, but only if they get rid of the lame state names.  50 states ... 44 Presidents, mix in a few Norths and Souths (North Washington, South Washington, etc.) and suddenly we've got something America can get behind.

I assume that I will live in Lincoln, which is ok, but who's going to live in Hoover (or Pierce)?

Are you moving west or south? Otherwise, you'll be in the fine state of Chicago, William Daley, Governor. (At least a step above Pat Quinn.)

Why aren't you moving to Brownia?

If you move to High Plains, we could be neighbors!

Thank goodness.  We will no longer let the Alaskans and the Hawaiians vote.

No, that's not true. On the linked page, the author explains that Alaska will be part of Olympia and that Hawaii would be part of Coronado (talk about an expensive state to run!)

[Jon]

And why is The Delta north of the Delta?

Whatchoo talkin' bout, chooch?  The mother-lovin' Delta is right where it needs to be.  You must be confusin' us with the Swamp.

I support this, but only if they get rid of the lame state names.  50 states ... 44 Presidents, mix in a few Norths and Souths (North Washington, South Washington, etc.) and suddenly we've got something America can get behind.

I assume that I will live in Lincoln, which is ok, but who's going to live in Hoover (or Pierce)?

Are you moving west or south? Otherwise, you'll be in the fine state of Chicago, William Daley, Governor. (At least a step above Pat Quinn.)

Why aren't you moving to Brownia?

If you move to High Plains, we could be neighbors!

Thank goodness.  We will no longer let the Alaskans and the Hawaiians vote.

No, that's not true. On the linked page, the author explains that Alaska will be part of Olympia and that Hawaii would be part of Coronado (talk about an expensive state to run!)

Personally, I think Alaska and Hawaii should be forced to move to a little box off the coast of Mexico, so they match our existing maps.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Talk about setting the bar low here.

We are talking about Illinois Governor here.  To wit:

Pat Quinn - consumer gadfly and the Accidental Governor
Dan Hynes - Another scion of the family business: Political hackery Public service.
Andy McKenna - Businessman who built what his father gave him.  Running as the former state chair of the GOP an outsider.
Jim Ryan - Hasn't he already run and lost?

Dillard, Proft and Schillerstrom are probably not worth the mention.

[Waco Kid]

Talk about setting the bar low here.

We are talking about Illinois Governor here.  To wit:

Pat Quinn - consumer gadfly and the Accidental Governor
Dan Hynes - Another scion of the family business: Political hackery Public service.
Andy McKenna - Businessman who built what his father gave him.  Running as the former state chair of the GOP an outsider.
Jim Ryan - Hasn't he already run and lost?

Dillard, Proft and Schillerstrom are probably not worth the mention.

The bad part of this is that Ryan, Hynes, & McKenna are better options, at least in my mind, than the once fired employee of Harold Washington.

[Quality Start Machine]

Even with the new map, Detroit will still suck.

[Waco Kid]

Even with the new map, Detroit will still suck.

What about Dallas?

[morpheus]

Talk about setting the bar low here.

We are talking about Illinois Governor here.  To wit:

Pat Quinn - consumer gadfly and the Accidental Governor
Dan Hynes - Another scion of the family business: Political hackery Public service.
Andy McKenna - Businessman who built what his father gave him.  Running as the former state chair of the GOP an outsider.
Jim Ryan - Hasn't he already run and lost?

Dillard, Proft and Schillerstrom are probably not worth the mention.

Since Shitstorm dropped out, he's definitely not worth the mention.  Great campaign ad, but poor fundraising.

[Wheezer]

No, that's not true. On the linked page, the author explains that Alaska will be part of Olympia and that Hawaii would be part of Coronado (talk about an expensive state to run!)

Can you grow kava in Temecula?

[BH]

Paul Shirley, fired from ESPN.

[MAD]

Paul Shirley, fired from ESPN.

Stop calling him "employed"?

[Waco Kid]

Paul Shirley, fired from ESPN.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/massive_earthquake_reveals_entire

[Slaky]

Paul Shirley, fired from ESPN.

I'm going to miss reading his reviews of music where he lists both good and bad things about what he's just listened to and sums it up by telling us he's undecided on his overall opinion.