Fuck its silent in here.......

[MAD]

http://spectator.org/archives/2010/02/01/free-james-okeefe

Their real crime was disturbing the peace and quiet of the nation's liberal establishment and embarrassing ACORN. For this, these young overeager guerrilla journalists are charged with a federal crime. ("First Amendment? What's that?")

Fucking lawyers.

The comments there make me feel a lot better about the Clusterfuck thread. sound like a community consisting exclusively of Mike C.'s and Paul's.

[Pre]

http://spectator.org/archives/2010/02/01/free-james-okeefe

Their real crime was disturbing the peace and quiet of the nation's liberal establishment and embarrassing ACORN. For this, these young overeager guerrilla journalists are charged with a federal crime. ("First Amendment? What's that?")

Fucking lawyers.

The comments there make me feel a lot better about the Clusterfuck thread. sound like a community consisting exclusively of Mike C.'s and Paul's.

I have no words for how mad I am at your Mike Douche.  I see not a single jiggle of any kind on that page.

[Chuck to Chuck]

If Pat Quinn wins the general election, he can rest easy that he'll never be impeached. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lt. Gov.: Scott Lee Cohen!

Ah, memories of Adlai and the LaRouchies!

[R-V]

If Pat Quinn wins the general election, he can rest easy that he'll never be impeached. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lt. Gov.: Scott Lee Cohen!

Ah, memories of Adlai and the LaRouchies!

THAT:

"Sometimes, I just don't know whether to laugh or cry" a faithful Beachwood reader writes. "How the hell did local media manage to break the news about Dorothy Brown's jeans drama before Tuesday while blowing off Scott Lee Cohen's legal troubles?"

[Brownie]

If Pat Quinn wins the general election, he can rest easy that he'll never be impeached. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lt. Gov.: Scott Lee Cohen!

Ah, memories of Adlai and the LaRouchies!

THAT:

"Sometimes, I just don't know whether to laugh or cry" a faithful Beachwood reader writes. "How the hell did local media manage to break the news about Dorothy Brown's jeans drama before Tuesday while blowing off Scott Lee Cohen's legal troubles?"

Where was the great Terry Link and Cohen's other opponents? Didn't they want to win?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

[CT III]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

I hereby declare MY write-in candidacy for Lt. Governor.  First, my opponent Chuck is a BANKER and he seems to have intimate knowledge of the inner workings of Broadway Bank and is closely associated with Alexi Giannoulias.  Is this a man we want to hold State office?  I think not.

If elected, I will devote all my energy to pushing my agenda through the State Legislature.  My agenda consists of two prongs:

1.  The Daylight Savings time switch (the spring forward, if you will) will be moved from the 2nd Sunday in March at 1 am to the 2nd Friday in March at 4pm.  This way we can all start the weekend a little earlier, nobody has an hour of sleep taken from them by the government, and people who like Lost can pretend they have traveled through time.

2.  The seizure of the Chicago Bears football franchise by the State of Illinois through use of eminent domain and the subsequent forcible removal of that franchise from Chicago to its new home in Gary, Indiana.

Thank you, God Bless America and God Bless the great state of ILLINOIS!

[CBStew]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position. prison.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

traidition!

[Jon]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

I hereby declare MY write-in candidacy for Lt. Governor.  First, my opponent Chuck is a BANKER and he seems to have intimate knowledge of the inner workings of Broadway Bank and is closely associated with Alexi Giannoulias.  Is this a man we want to hold State office?  I think not.

If elected, I will devote all my energy to pushing my agenda through the State Legislature.  My agenda consists of two prongs:

1.  The Daylight Savings time switch (the spring forward, if you will) will be moved from the 2nd Sunday in March at 1 am to the 2nd Friday in March at 4pm.  This way we can all start the weekend a little earlier, nobody has an hour of sleep taken from them by the government, and people who like Lost can pretend they have traveled through time.

2.  The seizure of the Chicago Bears football franchise by the State of Illinois through use of eminent domain and the subsequent forcible removal of that franchise from Chicago to its new home in Gary, Indiana.

Thank you, God Bless America and God Bless the great state of ILLINOIS!

You've convinced me. I'm writing "Present" on the ballot.

[Wheezer]

Where was the great Terry Link and Cohen's other opponents? Didn't they want to win?

Link was on WGN radio this morning moaning that he had somehow quietly alerted Quinn and Hynes and been blown off.

[Eli]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

I hereby declare MY write-in candidacy for Lt. Governor.  First, my opponent Chuck is a BANKER and he seems to have intimate knowledge of the inner workings of Broadway Bank and is closely associated with Alexi Giannoulias.  Is this a man we want to hold State office?  I think not.

If elected, I will devote all my energy to pushing my agenda through the State Legislature.  My agenda consists of two prongs:

1.  The Daylight Savings time switch (the spring forward, if you will) will be moved from the 2nd Sunday in March at 1 am to the 2nd Friday in March at 4pm.  This way we can all start the weekend a little earlier, nobody has an hour of sleep taken from them by the government, and people who like Lost can pretend they have traveled through time.

2.  The seizure of the Chicago Bears football franchise by the State of Illinois through use of eminent domain and the subsequent forcible removal of that franchise from Chicago to its new home in Gary, Indiana.

Thank you, God Bless America and God Bless the great state of ILLINOIS!

BLAME IT ON VOTE FOR CT!

[Oleg]

I hereby declare my write in candidacy for the Lieutenant Governorship of Illinois.  My platform is the following:

1) I will not participate in any official State business during my time in the position.

2) I will refuse all salary and benefits, including pension.

3) In the event of a vacancy in the Governor's office, I shall resign immediately and allow the State Legislature to select a new governor.

If the State won't eliminate the position, let's have an office holder who will essentially do what the State should.

VOTE FOR CHUCK!

I hereby declare MY write-in candidacy for Lt. Governor.  First, my opponent Chuck is a BANKER and he seems to have intimate knowledge of the inner workings of Broadway Bank and is closely associated with Alexi Giannoulias.  Is this a man we want to hold State office?  I think not.

If elected, I will devote all my energy to pushing my agenda through the State Legislature.  My agenda consists of two prongs:

1.  The Daylight Savings time switch (the spring forward, if you will) will be moved from the 2nd Sunday in March at 1 am to the 2nd Friday in March at 4pm.  This way we can all start the weekend a little earlier, nobody has an hour of sleep taken from them by the government, and people who like Lost can pretend they have traveled through time.

2.  The seizure of the Chicago Bears football franchise by the State of Illinois through use of eminent domain and the subsequent forcible removal of that franchise from Chicago to its new home in Gary, Indiana.

Thank you, God Bless America and God Bless the great state of ILLINOIS!

I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.

[MAD]

If Pat Quinn wins the general election, he can rest easy that he'll never be impeached. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lt. Gov.: Scott Lee Cohen!

Ah, memories of Adlai and the LaRouchies!

There was (possibly more than) one person in our very own household who voted for Mark Fairchild unaware of the fact that he was, in fact, a Larouchie.  Oh, the agony.  Where have you gone, George Sangemeister, you indolent fuck?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Where was the great Terry Link and Cohen's other opponents? Didn't they want to win?

Link was on WGN radio this morning moaning that he had somehow quietly alerted Quinn and Hynes and been blown off.

Fuck these gutless fucking assholes.

[Slaky]

If Pat Quinn wins the general election, he can rest easy that he'll never be impeached. Ladies and gentlemen, your Lt. Gov.: Scott Lee Cohen!

Ah, memories of Adlai and the LaRouchies!

There was (possibly more than) one person in our very own household who voted for Mark Fairchild unaware of the fact that he was, in fact, a Larouchie.  Oh, the agony.  Where have you gone, George Sangemeister, you indolent fuck?

I had no knowledge of the LaRouche movement before today. Thanks guys, you taught me something today.