Fuck its silent in here.......

[powen01]

I his defense, I would like the jury to keep in mind the fact that he was driving an American car.

<FORK>So it was an American ride; a stick shift to boot.</FORK>

[Quality Start Machine]

I his defense, I would like the jury to keep in mind the fact that he was driving an American car.

<FORK>So it was an American ride; a stick shift to boot.</FORK>

I would have gone with something more along the line of a driveshaft pun here.

[powen01]

I his defense, I would like the jury to keep in mind the fact that he was driving an American car.

<FORK>So it was an American ride; a stick shift to boot.</FORK>

I would have gone with something more along the line of a driveshaft pun here.

Post up your best joke, Romeo, and we'll see who gets more laughs.

[Indolent Reader]

"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

NSFW.  The Onion at its finest.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/why_do_all_these_homosexuals

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

NSFW.  The Onion at its finest.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/why_do_all_these_homosexuals

What are the odds?!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it."

Sad trombone.

The Vatican was today rocked by a sex scandal reaching into Pope Benedict's household after a chorister was sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.

Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Vatican chorister, over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought to him. Transcripts in the possession of the Guardian suggest that numerous men may have been procured for Balducci, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.

The explosive claims about Balducci's private life have caused grave embarrassment to the Vatican, which has yet to publicly comment on the affair.

...

The transcripts imply that over a period of around five months in 2008, Ehiem procured for Balducci at least 10 contacts with, among others, "two black Cuban lads", a former male model from Naples, and a rugby player from Rome.

[Gilgamesh]

What. The. Fuck?

[powen01]

What. The. Fuck?

Jesus thinks those guys are faggots.

[Quality Start Machine]

That's our Sarah...

[Slaky]

That's our Sarah...

Found the opening line to her next big speech:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[CT III]

"I only wanted to try it to prove I didn't like it stopped in to get directions on how to get away from there."[/url]

Principal Skinner'd.

The guy ought to do the honorable thing and sue those faggots for serving him so many drinks.

"Would these homosexuals stop sucking my cock?"

For some reason, this is my favorite line:

A male passenger, who was not identified as a lawmaker, was also in the car but was not detained.

At least we know it wasn't a lawmaker's night out at the gay bar.

I think I know the reason why it's your favorite line. It's by far the best line. So he met some twink at the bar and was taking him home. To prove he didn't love twinks.

Well, this is probably the least suprising admission ever.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/03/ashburn_im_gay.php?ref=fpblg

[Wheezer]

Either McCain is flat-out lying or he should never be allowed to vote on legislation again...

I'll give him credit for pissing off Big Herba with the Dietary Supplement Safety Act.

Scratch that. What a spineless blob.

[MikeC]

With the honesty and integrity of a shady used car salesman, Nancy Pelosi pitches Obamacare to the public....

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

You always know your getting an awesome deal when the salesman busts out the "trust me" line or says you have to buy it first to see what you are really getting. That always helps me put my guard down and makes it easier to fork over the cash.

Or for the people not based in Nancy Pelosi's fucked up world of insanity, it makes people distrust you even more. You Democrats need to muzzle that bitch, she doesn't help you at all.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

You Democrats need to muzzle that bitch

So. Classy.

[Gilgamesh]

With the honesty and integrity of a shady used car salesman, Nancy Pelosi pitches Obamacare to the public....

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

You always know your getting an awesome deal when the salesman busts out the "trust me" line or says you have to buy it first to see what you are really getting. That always helps me put my guard down and makes it easier to fork over the cash.

Or for the people not based in Nancy Pelosi's fucked up world of insanity, it makes people distrust you even more. You Democrats need to muzzle that bitch, she doesn't help you at all.

At this point, you're really just a parody of yourself.