Fuck its silent in here.......

[R-V]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/11/AR2010071101956.html?hpid=topnews

The commission leaders said that, at present, federal revenue is fully consumed by three programs: Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. "The rest of the federal government, including fighting two wars, homeland security, education, art, culture, you name it, veterans -- the whole rest of the discretionary budget is being financed by China and other countries," Simpson said.

Great?

Am I missing something? Using these numbers, I get $1.518 trillion spent on those three programs.

Revenue is $2.57 trillion.

So I guess if I tell Alan Simpson to fully consume my penis, he'd only take in 59% of it.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/11/AR2010071101956.html?hpid=topnews

The commission leaders said that, at present, federal revenue is fully consumed by three programs: Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. "The rest of the federal government, including fighting two wars, homeland security, education, art, culture, you name it, veterans -- the whole rest of the discretionary budget is being financed by China and other countries," Simpson said.

Great?

Am I missing something? Using these numbers, I get $1.518 trillion spent on those three programs.

Revenue is $2.57 trillion.

So I guess if I tell Alan Simpson to fully consume my penis, he'd only take in 59% of it.

This is the monkey picture thread.  Stop hijacking it.

[Bort]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/11/AR2010071101956.html?hpid=topnews

The commission leaders said that, at present, federal revenue is fully consumed by three programs: Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. "The rest of the federal government, including fighting two wars, homeland security, education, art, culture, you name it, veterans -- the whole rest of the discretionary budget is being financed by China and other countries," Simpson said.

Great?

Am I missing something? Using these numbers, I get $1.518 trillion spent on those three programs.

Revenue is $2.57 trillion.

So I guess if I tell Alan Simpson to fully consume my penis, he'd only take in 59% of it.

This is the monkey picture thread.  Stop hijacking it.

What if it's a monkey hijack?

[Wheezer]

What if it's a monkey hijack?

[Canadouche]

Now the circle is complete.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

[Canadouche]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

[ChuckD]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

[Canadouche]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

[Internet Apex]

LOLZ Benicio Sheikh Van Jeremy plays lacrosse.

[Canadouche]

LOLZ Benicio Sheikh Van Jeremy plays lacrosse.

Guess I should've gone with a masked terrorist brandishing a bazooka?

[ChuckD]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

No, I saw the change. I just didn't understand the reasoning/logic/humor/anything.

[Internet Apex]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

No, I saw the change. I just didn't understand the reasoning/logic/humor/anything.

I didn't think it was that unfunny. But I'm a dumbass and KSM is comedy some kind of precious metal. Zinc?

[Canadouche]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

No, I saw the change. I just didn't understand the reasoning/logic/humor/anything.

Just figured that the Brits have clear concern of brown-skinned terrorists infiltrating the brown-skinned Iroquois lacross team in order to sneak into their whitebread country, since the Indian passports aren't up to snuff security-wise. 

But since I had to explain it, clearly, it sucked some serious ass.  But I bet you fuckers couldn't see the smudge tool.

[flannj]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100717/ap_on_sp_ot/us_lacrosse_iroquois_passports

NEW YORK – Time ran out on Friday for a team of Iroquois lacrosse players who have been blocked from traveling to a tournament in England because of a passport dispute.

The 23 members of the Iroquois Nationals — whose ancestors helped invent the sport as much as 1,000 years ago — refuse to use U.S. or Canadian passports, and the United Kingdom won't recognize their passports issued by the Iroquois confederacy.

After a week of appeals to British officials, the answer was still "no." The team is planning to bow out of the tournament because there is no longer time to get to the games, manager Ansley Jemison said. The Nationals already missed their first scheduled game of the World Lacrosse Championships and were bumped to a lower division.

...

The U.S. initially barred the team from traveling, saying the Iroquois passports lacked the necessary security features for border crossings.

After Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton intervened, the team got a one-time waiver, but the British government still refused to budge.

Team representatives had requested a face-to-face meeting with British consular officials. The National Congress of American Indians, a large tribal advocacy organization, wrote to British Prime Minister David Cameron, asking him to intervene.

But the players received a letter from British officials, reaffirming that they would not be issued travel visas based on their Iroquois documents.

The Iroquois have finished in 4th place behind the US, Canada and Australia in each of the three past World Championships they've competed in.

Uhh...

what?

No, I saw the change. I just didn't understand the reasoning/logic/humor/anything.

So it wasn't just me.