Fuck its silent in here.......

[PenPho]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

[Gilgamesh]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

[PenPho]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

[Gilgamesh]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

Touche sir, touche.

[Eli]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

All of those girls go to Peoria Richwoods.  Gil (and Yeti) wins.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Peoria sucks.

Both the one in Illinois and Arizona.

[PenPho]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Peoria sucks.

Both the one in Illinois and Arizona.

Peoria, AZ does indeed suck.

I'll not deny that.

[Gilgamesh]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Peoria sucks.

Both the one in Illinois and Arizona.

Peoria, AZ does indeed suck.

I'll not deny that.

As does Peoria, IL.

[Quality Start Machine]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Peoria sucks.

Both the one in Illinois and Arizona.

Peoria, AZ does indeed suck.

I'll not deny that.

As does Peoria, IL.

Needs more clowns?

[R-V]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/8/12hague.html

When little Aiden toddled up our daughter Johanna and asked to play with her Elmo ball, he was, admittedly, very sweet and polite. I think his exact words were, "Have a ball, peas [sic]?" And I'm sure you were very proud of him for using his manners.

To be sure, I was equally proud when Johanna yelled, "No! Looter!" right in his looter face, and then only marginally less proud when she sort of shoved him.

The thing is, in this family we take the philosophies of Ayn Rand seriously. We conspicuously reward ourselves for our own hard work, we never give to charity, and we only pay our taxes very, very begrudgingly.

Since the day Johanna was born, we've worked to indoctrinate her into the truth of Objectivism. Every night we read to her from the illustrated, unabridged edition of Atlas Shrugged—glossing over all the hardcore sex parts, mind you, but dwelling pretty thoroughly on the stuff about being proud of what you've earned and not letting James Taggart-types bring you down. For a long time we were convinced that our efforts to free her mind were for naught, but recently, as we've started socializing her a little bit, we've been delighted to find that she is completely antipathetic to the concept of sharing. As parents, we couldn't have asked for a better daughter.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

ASU has some fine ass coeds.

[Quality Start Machine]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

ASU has some fine ass coeds.

do they all have their proof of residency?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2010/8/12hague.html

When little Aiden toddled up our daughter Johanna and asked to play with her Elmo ball, he was, admittedly, very sweet and polite. I think his exact words were, "Have a ball, peas [sic]?" And I'm sure you were very proud of him for using his manners.

To be sure, I was equally proud when Johanna yelled, "No! Looter!" right in his looter face, and then only marginally less proud when she sort of shoved him.

The thing is, in this family we take the philosophies of Ayn Rand seriously. We conspicuously reward ourselves for our own hard work, we never give to charity, and we only pay our taxes very, very begrudgingly.

Since the day Johanna was born, we've worked to indoctrinate her into the truth of Objectivism. Every night we read to her from the illustrated, unabridged edition of Atlas Shrugged—glossing over all the hardcore sex parts, mind you, but dwelling pretty thoroughly on the stuff about being proud of what you've earned and not letting James Taggart-types bring you down. For a long time we were convinced that our efforts to free her mind were for naught, but recently, as we've started socializing her a little bit, we've been delighted to find that she is completely antipathetic to the concept of sharing. As parents, we couldn't have asked for a better daughter.

Ms. Sinclair of the Ayn Rand School for Tots.

"Our aim here is to develop the 'bottle within.'"

[Yeti]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

All of those girls go to Peoria Richwoods.  Gil (and Yeti) wins.

Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

[Shooter]

Brock Landers?

Yet another moment to make this Arizonan beam with pride.

I'm sorry.  Your state sucks.

You live in Peoria.

Stick to the terms of the debate, pal.  Premise: Arizona is a terrible state, which some people have said "sucks."

Gil: Agree.  No further evidence needed in support.

YOUR REBUTTAL?

All of those girls go to Peoria Richwoods.  Gil (and Yeti) wins.

Sweet Jesus God. I believe I just came in my pleats.

Imagining their younger sisters?