Fuck its silent in here.......

[Quality Start Machine]

On Jon Stewart last night they said that the Catholic Church shouldn't open anymore churches near playgrounds, "it's just too soon!". 

There are more pedophile priests than there were 9/11 hijackers.

Similar bodycounts though, right?

They touched a lot of people?

[Chuck to Chuck]

On Jon Stewart last night they said that the Catholic Church shouldn't open anymore churches near playgrounds, "it's just too soon!". 

I am just stunned that there are synagogues near the King David hotel.

[CBStew]

On Jon Stewart last night they said that the Catholic Church shouldn't open anymore churches near playgrounds, "it's just too soon!".

I am just stunned that there are synagogues near the King David hotel.

A couple, but one I wouldn't step a foot in.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fox News is owned by Muslims.

[Gilgamesh]

Fox News is owned by Muslims.

So, Paddy Chayefsky was right?

[R-V]

The Onion will soon be completely unnecessary:

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/08/18/4696383-life-imitates-onion

[Gilgamesh]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

[CBStew]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

"In a separate poll by Time magazine/ABT SRBI conducted Monday and Tuesday - after Obama's comments about the mosque - 24 percent said they think he is Muslim, 47 percent said they think he is Christian and 24 percent didn't know or didn't respond"

Noticeably the poll didn't offer the choice "I couldn't care less".

[morpheus]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

[Slaky]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

[Quality Start Machine]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

sayeth the Lord.

[R-V]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

My invisible sky wizard is better than yours.

[Slaky]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

My invisible sky wizard is better than yours.

Honestly, it's comical that grown adults are arguing about stuff like this.

He committed to Christianity but since his dad was a Muslim he is by law a Muslim and his mother's religion, Christianity, is out the window - it does not count, however he himself did declare his strong belief in Christianity and how it means the world to him although this is going against the Islamic Law that states he must always be a Muslim and for him to deny it only makes him a bigger Muslim which is akin to alcoholism in a way and maybe Obama is an alcoholic Muslim who wants to build a mosque in your front yard and then unleash sharia upon your beachfront community.

Or maybe he's just a regular fucking guy who is an average president at best.

[SKO]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

My invisible sky wizard is better than yours.

Honestly, it's comical that grown adults are arguing about stuff like this.

He committed to Christianity but since his dad was a Muslim he is by law a Muslim and his mother's religion, Christianity, is out the window - it does not count, however he himself did declare his strong belief in Christianity and how it means the world to him although this is going against the Islamic Law that states he must always be a Muslim and for him to deny it only makes him a bigger Muslim which is akin to alcoholism in a way and maybe Obama is an alcoholic Muslim who wants to build a mosque in your front yard and then unleash sharia upon your beachfront community.

Or maybe he's just a regular fucking guy who is an average president at best.

I love you. Even if you mocked my belief in a higher power.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

At least the AP is not simply reporting on people's ignorance anymore; call them out.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLL_OBAMAS_RELIGION?SITE=NHPOR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Maybe they just read the New York Times.

Reason seven billion why religion is the scourge of the planet.

My invisible sky wizard is better than yours.

Honestly, it's comical that grown adults are arguing about stuff like this.

He committed to Christianity but since his dad was a Muslim he is by law a Muslim and his mother's religion, Christianity, is out the window - it does not count, however he himself did declare his strong belief in Christianity and how it means the world to him although this is going against the Islamic Law that states he must always be a Muslim and for him to deny it only makes him a bigger Muslim which is akin to alcoholism in a way and maybe Obama is an alcoholic Muslim who wants to build a mosque in your front yard and then unleash sharia upon your beachfront community.

Or maybe he's just a regular fucking guy who is an average president at best.

I love you. Even if you mocked my belief in a higher power.

Your God will now strike you down for professing your love to another man.