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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
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« Reply #2341 on: September 09, 2010, 04:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on September 09, 2010, 04:22:09 PM
Fucking flip-flopper.

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« Reply #2342 on: September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

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« Reply #2343 on: September 10, 2010, 08:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

... AND A MASTER'S DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION!
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« Reply #2345 on: September 10, 2010, 09:04:06 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

I love the rehearsed hand gestures.
I picture him screaming at his bathroom mirror the evening before while working out the final touches.
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« Reply #2346 on: September 10, 2010, 10:10:54 AM »
Quote from: flannj on September 10, 2010, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

I love the rehearsed hand gestures.
I picture him screaming at his bathroom mirror the evening before while working out the final touches.

He had to refer to his notes to get his name right.
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« Reply #2347 on: September 11, 2010, 08:49:26 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 10, 2010, 10:10:54 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 10, 2010, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

I love the rehearsed hand gestures.
I picture him screaming at his bathroom mirror the evening before while working out the final touches.

He had to refer to his notes to get his name right.

Also had to refer to his notes to remember his favorite quote in the history of spoken word.

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« Reply #2348 on: September 11, 2010, 12:14:12 PM »
Quote from: CT III on September 11, 2010, 08:49:26 AM
Quote from: CBStew on September 10, 2010, 10:10:54 AM
Quote from: flannj on September 10, 2010, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: Waco Kid on September 10, 2010, 07:01:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-olson/phil-davison-gop-speech_b_710642.html

Phil Davison mildly makes his cases for the nomination.

I love the rehearsed hand gestures.
I picture him screaming at his bathroom mirror the evening before while working out the final touches.

He had to refer to his notes to get his name right.

Also had to refer to his notes to remember his favorite quote in the history of spoken word.

...and even then he got it wrong.
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« Reply #2349 on: September 13, 2010, 02:25:21 AM »
The man who would be Our Next Republican President:

http://bit.ly/cxc16c

QuoteCiting a recent Forbes article by Dinesh D'Souza, former House speaker Newt Gingrich tells National Review Online that President Obama may follow a "Kenyan, anti-colonial" worldview.

Gingrich says that D'Souza has made a "stunning insight" into Obama's behavior — the "most profound insight I have read in the last six years about Barack Obama."

"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."

D'Souza's "stunning insight"...

http://bit.ly/bH665t

QuoteTheories abound to explain the President's goals and actions...

These theories aren't wrong so much as they are inadequate. Even if they could account for Obama's domestic policy, they cannot explain his foreign policy. The real problem with Obama is worse--much worse. But we have been blinded to his real agenda because, across the political spectrum, we all seek to fit him into some version of American history. In the process, we ignore Obama's own history. Here is a man who spent his formative years--the first 17 years of his life--off the American mainland, in Hawaii, Indonesia and Pakistan, with multiple subsequent journeys to Africa.

A good way to discern what motivates Obama is to ask a simple question: What is his dream? Is it the American dream? Is it Martin Luther King's dream? Or something else?

...

What then is Obama's dream? We don't have to speculate because the President tells us himself in his autobiography, Dreams from My Father. According to Obama, his dream is his father's dream. Notice that his title is not Dreams of My Father but rather Dreams from My Father. Obama isn't writing about his father's dreams; he is writing about the dreams he received from his father.

So who was Barack Obama Sr.? He was a Luo tribesman who grew up in Kenya and studied at Harvard. He was a polygamist who had, over the course of his lifetime, four wives and eight children. One of his sons, Mark Obama, has accused him of abuse and wife-beating. He was also a regular drunk driver who got into numerous accidents, killing a man in one and causing his own legs to be amputated due to injury in another. In 1982 he got drunk at a bar in Nairobi and drove into a tree, killing himself.

...

It may seem incredible to suggest that the anticolonial ideology of Barack Obama Sr. is espoused by his son, the President of the United States. That is what I am saying. From a very young age and through his formative years, Obama learned to see America as a force for global domination and destruction. He came to view America's military as an instrument of neocolonial occupation. He adopted his father's position that capitalism and free markets are code words for economic plunder. Obama grew to perceive the rich as an oppressive class, a kind of neocolonial power within America. In his worldview, profits are a measure of how effectively you have ripped off the rest of society, and America's power in the world is a measure of how selfishly it consumes the globe's resources and how ruthlessly it bullies and dominates the rest of the planet.

For Obama, the solutions are simple. He must work to wring the neocolonialism out of America and the West. And here is where our anticolonial understanding of Obama really takes off, because it provides a vital key to explaining not only his major policy actions but also the little details that no other theory can adequately account for.

...

Colonialism today is a dead issue. No one cares about it except the man in the White House. He is the last anticolonial. Emerging market economies such as China, India, Chile and Indonesia have solved the problem of backwardness; they are exploiting their labor advantage and growing much faster than the U.S. If America is going to remain on top, we have to compete in an increasingly tough environment.

But instead of readying us for the challenge, our President is trapped in his father's time machine. Incredibly, the U.S. is being ruled according to the dreams of a Luo tribesman of the 1950s. This philandering, inebriated African socialist, who raged against the world for denying him the realization of his anticolonial ambitions, is now setting the nation's agenda through the reincarnation of his dreams in his son. The son makes it happen, but he candidly admits he is only living out his father's dream. The invisible father provides the inspiration, and the son dutifully gets the job done. America today is governed by a ghost.

The proof is that Obama once cried at his absent father's grave.
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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2350 on: September 13, 2010, 06:59:27 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 13, 2010, 02:25:21 AM
The man who would be Our Next Republican President:

http://bit.ly/cxc16c

QuoteCiting a recent Forbes article by Dinesh D'Souza, former House speaker Newt Gingrich tells National Review Online that President Obama may follow a "Kenyan, anti-colonial" worldview.

Gingrich says that D'Souza has made a "stunning insight" into Obama's behavior — the "most profound insight I have read in the last six years about Barack Obama."

"What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."

D'Souza's "stunning insight"...

http://bit.ly/bH665t

QuoteTheories abound to explain the President's goals and actions...

These theories aren't wrong so much as they are inadequate. Even if they could account for Obama's domestic policy, they cannot explain his foreign policy. The real problem with Obama is worse--much worse. But we have been blinded to his real agenda because, across the political spectrum, we all seek to fit him into some version of American history. In the process, we ignore Obama's own history. Here is a man who spent his formative years--the first 17 years of his life--off the American mainland, in Hawaii, Indonesia and Pakistan, with multiple subsequent journeys to Africa.

A good way to discern what motivates Obama is to ask a simple question: What is his dream? Is it the American dream? Is it Martin Luther King's dream? Or something else?

...

What then is Obama's dream? We don't have to speculate because the President tells us himself in his autobiography, Dreams from My Father. According to Obama, his dream is his father's dream. Notice that his title is not Dreams of My Father but rather Dreams from My Father. Obama isn't writing about his father's dreams; he is writing about the dreams he received from his father.

So who was Barack Obama Sr.? He was a Luo tribesman who grew up in Kenya and studied at Harvard. He was a polygamist who had, over the course of his lifetime, four wives and eight children. One of his sons, Mark Obama, has accused him of abuse and wife-beating. He was also a regular drunk driver who got into numerous accidents, killing a man in one and causing his own legs to be amputated due to injury in another. In 1982 he got drunk at a bar in Nairobi and drove into a tree, killing himself.

...

It may seem incredible to suggest that the anticolonial ideology of Barack Obama Sr. is espoused by his son, the President of the United States. That is what I am saying. From a very young age and through his formative years, Obama learned to see America as a force for global domination and destruction. He came to view America's military as an instrument of neocolonial occupation. He adopted his father's position that capitalism and free markets are code words for economic plunder. Obama grew to perceive the rich as an oppressive class, a kind of neocolonial power within America. In his worldview, profits are a measure of how effectively you have ripped off the rest of society, and America's power in the world is a measure of how selfishly it consumes the globe's resources and how ruthlessly it bullies and dominates the rest of the planet.

For Obama, the solutions are simple. He must work to wring the neocolonialism out of America and the West. And here is where our anticolonial understanding of Obama really takes off, because it provides a vital key to explaining not only his major policy actions but also the little details that no other theory can adequately account for.

...

Colonialism today is a dead issue. No one cares about it except the man in the White House. He is the last anticolonial. Emerging market economies such as China, India, Chile and Indonesia have solved the problem of backwardness; they are exploiting their labor advantage and growing much faster than the U.S. If America is going to remain on top, we have to compete in an increasingly tough environment.

But instead of readying us for the challenge, our President is trapped in his father's time machine. Incredibly, the U.S. is being ruled according to the dreams of a Luo tribesman of the 1950s. This philandering, inebriated African socialist, who raged against the world for denying him the realization of his anticolonial ambitions, is now setting the nation's agenda through the reincarnation of his dreams in his son. The son makes it happen, but he candidly admits he is only living out his father's dream. The invisible father provides the inspiration, and the son dutifully gets the job done. America today is governed by a ghost.

The proof is that Obama once cried at his absent father's grave.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #2351 on: September 13, 2010, 07:01:46 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 13, 2010, 02:25:21 AM

D'Souza's "stunning insight"...

http://bit.ly/bH665t

QuoteTheories abound to explain the President's goals and actions...


So who was Barack Obama Sr.? He was a Luo tribesman who grew up in Kenya and studied at Harvard. He was a polygamist who had, over the course of his lifetime, four wives and eight children. One of his sons, Mark Obama, has accused him of abuse and wife-beating. He was also a regular drunk driver who got into numerous accidents, killing a man in one and causing his own legs to be amputated due to injury in another. In 1982 he got drunk at a bar in Nairobi and drove into a tree, killing himself.

Change Kenya to Massachusetts and you've got a Kennedy.
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« Reply #2353 on: September 13, 2010, 11:22:57 PM »
D'Souza reactions...

http://www.amconmag.com/larison/2010/09/09/obama-anticolonial-hegemonist/

QuoteDinesh D'Souza has authored what may possibly be the most ridiculous piece of Obama analysis yet written. He takes a number of decisions Obama has made on a grab-bag of issues, declares that they are "odd," and then proceeds to explain the "oddness" he has perceived by cooking up a bizarre thesis that Obama is a die-hard anticolonialist dedicated to his father's anticolonialist legacy. That must be why he aspired to become President of the world's remaining superpower and military hegemon–because he secretly loathes the exercise of Western power and wants to rein it in! It must be his deeply-held anticolonialist beliefs that have led him to escalate the U.S. role in Afghanistan, launch numerous drone strikes on Pakistan, and authorize the assassination of U.S. citizens in the name of antiterrorism. Yes, zealous anticolonialism is the obvious answer. Even for D'Souza, whose last book was a strange exercise in blaming Western moral decadence for Islamic terrorism, this is simply stupid. Perhaps most painful of all is D'Souza's condescending claim that ignorant Americans aren't familiar with anticolonialism, and that because he is an Indian he can educate all of us about it.

...

In case you hadn't figured it out already, D'Souza makes his point explicit:

QuoteIt may seem incredible to suggest that the anticolonial ideology of Barack Obama Sr. is espoused by his son, the President of the United States. That is what I am saying.

This is not incredible. It is inexcusably moronic. It is ideological Birtherism. What I mean by that is that D'Souza's argument is another example of the embarrassing insistence coming from the right that America did not really produce Obama or the political views he holds and that the only way to understand him is to look elsewhere.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2010/09/obama_derangement_syndrome

QuoteI DON'T find it at all difficult to understand how Barack Obama thinks, because most of his beliefs are part of the broad consensus in America's centre or centre-left: greenhouse-gas emissions reductions, universal health insurance, financial-reform legislation, repealing the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, and so forth. Dinesh D'Souza, on the other hand, appears to have met so few Democrats in recent decades that he finds such views shocking, and thinks they can only be explained by the fact that Mr Obama's father was a Kenyan government economist who pushed for a non-aligned stance in the Cold War during the 1960s-70s. Since the majority of Democrats don't have any Kenyan parents and have no particular stake in the anti-colonialism debates of the 1960s-70s, I'm not sure how Mr D'Souza would explain their views. In any case, Mr D'Souza's explanation of Mr Obama's views doesn't make any sense on its own terms. This, for example, is incomprehensible: "If Obama shares his father's anticolonial crusade, that would explain why he wants people who are already paying close to 50% of their income in overall taxes to pay even more." Come again? Progressive taxation is caused by...anti-colonialism? Message to American billionaires and the people who write for them: many events and movements in world history did not revolve around marginal tax rates on rich people in the United States.
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« Reply #2354 on: September 13, 2010, 11:23:18 PM »
http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/adam_serwer_archive?month=09&year=2010&base_name=forbes_embraces_birtherism

QuoteThis is birtherism with big words. This is the witchdoctor sign without Photoshop, WorldNetDaily without the exclamation points. D'Souza doesn't need to stare at Obama's birth certificate for hours to come to the same conclusion as the birthers, which is that the president is a foreigner. But neither is "Kenyan anti-colonialism" a superficial term. At once, it engages all the racialized elements of the conservative critique of Obama -- not just that having an African father means he isn't really an American but that his inner life consists of a deep anger toward white people, and the office of the presidency is merely the means to secure a collective payback. It also manages to nod in the direction of another conservative racist meme, that having a black president makes the United States somehow analogous to African Third World countries run by bloodthirsty despots. Newt Gingrich took a break from his clownish Islamophobia this weekend to embrace this idiocy and drew a much harsher reaction, in part because we're still so silly about race in this country that we're still disarmed when a person of color makes a blatantly racist argument.

...

Of course, it isn't just racist but idiotic. D'Souza's grasp of policy is shallow as a puddle of piss in a dark alley, but it's safe to say that someone self-identifying as an "anti-colonialist" would not be escalating an American war in central Asia or claiming the authority to use the entire planet as a target range for flying robots armed with cruise missiles.

If Obama is a Kenyan anti-colonialist for supporting financial regulation, then Scott Brown is a Kenyan anti-colonialist. If Obama is a Kenyan anti-colonialist for supporting the proposed Islamic community center near Ground Zero, then Michael Bloomberg is a Kenyan anti-colonialist. If Obama is a Kenyan anti-colonialist for supporting health-care insurance reform, then Ben Nelson is a Kenyan anti-colonialist. The Center for American Progress is a Kenyan anti-colonialist think tank, MoveOn is a Kenyan anti-colonialist advocacy organization, and Peter Orszag is a Kenyan anti-colonialist intellectual.

More...

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/09/on-pro-colonialism/62881/
http://www.thefourthbranch.com/newt-gingrichs-dirty-politics/
http://www.slate.com/id/2267179/pagenum/all/
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