Fuck its silent in here.......

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

[Bort]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

He's clearly more of a Real McKenzies fan.

[Canadouche]

Not reading this thread has become one of my most cherished daily rituals.

It was a butthurt machine. I shouldn't even had read it.

What's missing here is the actual worried song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AUZEdFeVwU

He's the Yeti who never returned.

Oi! Oi! Oi!

I'm a little sad that I keep on finding out that my favorite Irish band has maybe written 2 or 3 of their songs.

There are about 5 Irish songs. They all get remade by everyone.

We're not a creative bunch. That's science

I'm not so sure about that.  The Irish are extremely gifted at making any food taste like boiled water.  Such a skill must require a ridiculous amount of creativity. 

[Tonker]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

[Yeti]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

It's that little part of the island that England is on. You know, that little thing on the west side.

[SKO]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

[morpheus]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey have fun when the working day is done. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Jack Black'd.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

[SKO]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I know, I have a long way to go if I hope to catch up with you as the stereotype for a fat, drunken, incoherent, and ill-tempered paddy.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I know, I have a long way to go if I hope to catch up with you as the stereotype for a fat, drunken, incoherent, and ill-tempered paddy.

You forgot papist.

Not your fault.   I blame your Appalachian ancestors.

[CT III]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I still think it's idiotic that all you kilt-wearing, sheep-fucking, guff-talking work slackers are pretending there's any damn difference between a Scot/Mick/Limey/Welshman/Aussie/Kiwi.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I still think it's idiotic that all you kilt-wearing, sheep-fucking, guff-talking work slackers are pretending there's any damn difference between a Scot/Mick/Limey/Welshman/Aussie/Kiwi.

Whatever, you Slav.

[SKO]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I know, I have a long way to go if I hope to catch up with you as the stereotype for a fat, drunken, incoherent, and ill-tempered paddy.

You forgot papist.

Not your fault.   I blame your Appalachian ancestors.

That too. My great-grandmother, whose parents had just come over here and were Protestants, once told my mom as a little girl that she couldn't talk to the Catholic boy down the street because "Catholics are bad people and they will lie and hurt you."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The Dropkick Murphys can [bodily function] my [part of the human anatomy].  Fucking plastic Micks.

... muttered the Plastic Jock sheepishly.

I wondered how long that would take.  I could get all defensive asshurt about it, but I won't.

Okay, I will.  My Mother is Scots, born and bred, and I lived in Scotland until the age of three at which stage my old man's job took us all away.  My folks live back in Scotland now, however, and you can ask any of my many, many cousins who still live in and around Glasgow how Scottish they think I am*.  Most of your Boston "Irish" couldn't pick Ireland out on a map of Ireland.

* the answer is, of course, "completely" - wise guy.

I'm Irish. I can blow up a British car with the best of them and I can hold my whiskey. Outside of that I don't really shout it from the rooftops like those chodes.

Pfft.  Scotch Irish doesn't even count, ya Downstate Presbytarian hilljackal.

I know, I have a long way to go if I hope to catch up with you as the stereotype for a fat, drunken, incoherent, and ill-tempered paddy.

You forgot papist.

Not your fault.   I blame your Appalachian ancestors.

That too. My great-grandmother, whose parents had just come over here and were Protestants, once told my mom as a little girl that she couldn't talk to the Catholic boy down the street because "Catholics are bad people and they will lie and hurt you."

I see.

[R-V]

We need the Rent is Too Damn High party in Illinois. So Yeti can marry his shoe.