Fuck its silent in here.......

[powen01]

Luke Scott and and MikeC? SAME PERSON.

Now we know why the Tards want Berkman. La Russa needs a buddy to go with him to Tea Party rallies.

DB: You must miss talking to Berkman.
LS: Lance? Lance is awesome. He's what I call "A fellow American." He's a good man.

I'm shocked that rich, white, southern men feel this way.

American = White

I always have my birth certificate within easy reach to prove that I am a REAL AMERICAN.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Luke Scott and and MikeC? SAME PERSON.

Now we know why the Tards want Berkman. La Russa needs a buddy to go with him to Tea Party rallies.

DB: You must miss talking to Berkman.
LS: Lance? Lance is awesome. He's what I call "A fellow American." He's a good man.

I'm shocked that rich, white, southern men feel this way.

American = White

I always have my birth certificate within easy reach to prove that I am a REAL AMERICAN.

Traveling to Arizona anytime soon?

[powen01]

Luke Scott and and MikeC? SAME PERSON.

Now we know why the Tards want Berkman. La Russa needs a buddy to go with him to Tea Party rallies.

DB: You must miss talking to Berkman.
LS: Lance? Lance is awesome. He's what I call "A fellow American." He's a good man.

I'm shocked that rich, white, southern men feel this way.

American = White

I always have my birth certificate within easy reach to prove that I am a REAL AMERICAN.

Traveling to Arizona anytime soon?

Maybe...  I am headed to Decatur, IL next week.  Is Arizona close to there?

[CBStew]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

[Oleg]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

[powen01]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

When I finally saw mine, I realized that my Mom didn't actual know my correct birth date.  It seems that she just celebrated it at the end of January on whatever day was most convenient for her schedule.  I was also born in St. Louis...  Oh how...

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

[Slaky]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

I've had to use my birth certificate a few times. My registered birth number is 666.

[CBStew]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

I've had to use my birth certificate a few times. My registered birth number is 666.

I KNEW IT!

[CBStew]

The University of San Francisco, a Jesuit institution, successfully petitioned the telephone company to change the prefix of its phone numbers for administration and staff.  Before it was changed that prefix was 666.

[JakeD]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

I've had to use my birth certificate a few times. My registered birth number is 666.

Hi Ronald Reagan

[Oleg]

The University of San Francisco, a Jesuit institution, successfully petitioned the telephone company to change the prefix of its phone numbers for administration and staff.  Before it was changed that prefix was 666.

That reminds me of the June Jones incident at U of Hawaii...

[Oleg]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

John McCain wasn't born in 'merica, was he?

edit: DPD

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

John McCain wasn't born in 'merica, was he?

edit: DPD

He was a secret Panamanian.

[Gilgamesh]

How many of us have even looked at our birth certificates?  How does that piece of paper prove that I was born in Chicago on the date shown?  How do I know that the person named on that paper is me?  In my case there is a footprint on the paper.  Is there a national footprint registry somewhere?  My foot has changed considerably over the decades.  No one is going to look at that print and say, "Yep, that is you alright."  Ron Santo would have had one hell of a time proving that the footprint on his alleged birth certificate belonged  to him.  Sorry, Ron.  No feet-no proof that you were ever born.

Here's a better one.  My  orginal birth certificate may or may not exist anymore.  I may not be real.

Oh, yeah?  Here's one that will completely blow ya'll's minds.

I've seen Obama's Certificate of Live Birth, but not Bob Dole's, George W. Bush's, or John McCain's.  So I actually have more evidence that Obama is a natural-born citizen than any of the three men I've voted for for President.

John McCain wasn't born in 'merica, was he?

edit: DPD

Panama Canal Zone, to be exact, I believe.