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Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3405 on: January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3406 on: January 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

Wheezer just entered the GUNDERDOME by picking on Gil's hero.
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Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3407 on: January 25, 2011, 09:07:22 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

Wheezer just entered the GUNDERDOME by picking on Gil's hero.

Oh for fuck's sake, I was just fucking asking a goddamned question.


Enough.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Wheezer

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3408 on: January 25, 2011, 09:09:16 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

It's flabby. I'd rather see someone bash themselves in the head with a bowling ball than prattle about "education reform" and "winning the future."
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Wheezer

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3409 on: January 25, 2011, 09:12:21 PM »
Hey, who am I?

"In South Korea, teachers are known as 'nation builders.'"

"South Korean homes now have greater internet access than we do."
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3410 on: January 25, 2011, 09:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Hey, who am I?

"In South Korea, teachers are known as 'nation builders.'"

"South Korean homes now have greater internet access than we do."


Wheezer wins this whole shitty thread.

"Hey, who am I?"

Fucking gold.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3411 on: January 25, 2011, 09:15:59 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

Wheezer just entered the GUNDERDOME by picking on Gil's hero.

Oh for fuck's sake, I was just fucking asking a goddamned question.


Enough.

Awfully touchy for a guy who Isn't asshurt about Wheezer insulting his hero.
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Wheezer

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3412 on: January 25, 2011, 09:17:05 PM »
"And last month, we finalized a trade agreement with South Korea that will support at least 70,000 American jobs."
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Wheezer

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3413 on: January 25, 2011, 09:18:29 PM »
"And on the Korean peninsula, we stand with our ally South Korea"
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3414 on: January 25, 2011, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

It's flabby. I'd rather see someone bash themselves in the head with a bowling ball than prattle about "education reform" and "winning the future."

I like the theatrics sometimes.  I was pretty bored at parts.  

To be honest, I'd like to see more of the conversations between politicians when he's walking though the center aisle.  I think I caught one representative asking about the health care repeal, featuring some back and forth.  I'd like more of that.

The salmon line was funnier than I thought it would be.

Edit: I did like the line about government reorganization.  There hasn't been a substantive government review and reorganization since the 1947 National Security Act.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Wheezer

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3415 on: January 25, 2011, 09:22:54 PM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Gilgamesh

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3416 on: January 25, 2011, 09:23:00 PM »
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

Wheezer just entered the GUNDERDOME by picking on Gil's hero.

Oh for fuck's sake, I was just fucking asking a goddamned question.


Enough.

Awfully touchy for a guy who Isn't asshurt about Wheezer insulting his hero.

I understand the meme, it's funny.  But it's not the truth and I was just asking a question.

Enough.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3417 on: January 25, 2011, 09:30:22 PM »
The Republican response would have been much better if they saved us all the time and distilled it to its singular main point:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3418 on: January 25, 2011, 09:34:39 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on January 25, 2011, 09:30:22 PM
The Republican response would have been much better if they saved us all the time and distilled it to its singular main point:

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Needs more Korean.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
« Reply #3419 on: January 25, 2011, 09:39:41 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 09:23:00 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 09:15:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
Quote from: SKO on January 25, 2011, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 25, 2011, 08:56:46 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
This is not a good speech.

May I ask how so?

Wheezer just entered the GUNDERDOME by picking on Gil's hero.

Oh for fuck's sake, I was just fucking asking a goddamned question.


Enough.

Awfully touchy for a guy who Isn't asshurt about Wheezer insulting his hero.

I understand the meme, it's funny.  But it's not the truth and I was just asking a question.

Enough.

Touch-y.
I will vow, for the sake of peace, not to complain about David Ross between now and his first start next year- 10/26/2015