Fuck its silent in here.......

[Bort]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

[Quality Start Machine]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

[Bort]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

[Quality Start Machine]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

[Bort]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Quality Start Machine]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?

[Bort]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?

Something big.

[Quality Start Machine]

Scandal in Wisconsin!



Oh, Politico... Don't you ever go and change.

Politico already deleted the post.

Hence the need for a screenshot.

That doesn't make it not hilarious.

Nor does it change the fact that Politico—as a haven for bottom-feeding, know-nothing retards ready to roll out their Jump To Conclusions Mats at the merest hint of an inconsequential "controversy"—still typifies our political press at its worst.

Ahh,  good old Local 1848. I hear that the dues (taken out of each paycheck, with a balloon payment in April) are really a bitch!

Something something Stew helped found this union something.

Needs something big.

TIME TO POST.

Post what?

ANYTHING.

Are you saying Big Cheyene couldn't make that picture better?

I'M SAYIN' TIME TO POST, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Post what?

Something big.

[/scene]

[Gilgamesh]

The Gil tax?  http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-illinois-stripper-tax-20120216,0,7028576.story

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

The Gil tax?  http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-illinois-stripper-tax-20120216,0,7028576.story

Let the bears pay the bear tax.  I pay the Homer tax.

[CT III]

The Gil tax?  http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-illinois-stripper-tax-20120216,0,7028576.story

Let the bears pay the bear tax.  I pay the Homer tax.

The bear tax is the very reason we have a muscle bear gap.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?

[Quality Start Machine]

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?

Never count out South Carolina.

[Bort]

When do Arizonans finally come out and admit that their entire state is just one big practical joke?

Never count out South Carolina.

Always bet on white. 

[Gilgamesh]

In a letter to fellow Republicans, Indiana state Rep. Bob Morris (R) called the Girl Scouts a "radicalized organization" that supports abortion and promotes "homosexual lifestyles," the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette reports.

Morris said he did some research on the Internet and found "allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, that they allow transgender females to join, 'just like any real girl,' and encourage sex."

Fuck Indiana.

Reference: http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20120221/NEWS07/302219934